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SSTF@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

You're being sold as an action figure. What 2 accessories do you come with?

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You're being sold as an action figure. What 2 accessories do you come with?

SSTF@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can’t play

  • whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^

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      1 month ago

      I feel seen.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    A pillow and my phone

    • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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      1 month ago

      Inaction figure.

      • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!

  • ytsedude@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Tears and toilet paper.

  • Sunsofold@lemmings.world
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    1 month ago

    A hat and buyer’s remorse.

  • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Weed vape and this bad boy

    • JigglySackles@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      I legit want to use that for home defense.

    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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      So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?

      • turtlesareneat@discuss.online
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        It’s the only way Lady Supermans can get off

      • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        Do you not?

  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    2 gray kitties

  • Today@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Shades and a whiskey glass.

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    A knife. And another knife.

    • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!

  • BURN@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    A dab rig and a camera

  • lengau@midwest.social
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    1 month ago

    A cat and a bike

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I’ll be loads and loads of fun.

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      Detachable penis.

  • just some guy@sh.itjust.works
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    the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

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      So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.

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        No there will be accessories, but what they are won’t matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.

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          You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!

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    • neidu3@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?

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        Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.

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    A pocket knife and a backpack

    packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it.

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    A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

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