Wtf did i just read? The US health secretary swimming in shit water???
I wonder how many people around the world are laughing at USA right now.
We all are!
And what is making him so bright fucking red?
Testosterone supplements?
Sunburn, maybe. Perhaps he’s a “sunscreen skeptic,” too.
Welcome to America era 2025!
Its sure to historical, one way or the other…
Did you have a stroke while typing that?
I forget a two letter word and you think I have a stroke?
I have typos like that all the time. So it’s fine.
It will historical, just you wait
I get sometimes going “I’ll roll the dice”
- Me: I’d like my steak medium rare
- Government: That could expose you to some health risks because it’s not cooked well done.
- Me: Yep, I’d rather enjoy a medium rare steak and take my chances.
What the fuck was the logic on this one though?!
- RFK: I want to swim in sewage
- Government: it’s a bad idea to swim in sewage
- RFK: I LOVE SEWAGE!!!
- Government: you are a Kennedy right? You all dont have a pool?
- RFK: worm in brain need poop, poop in water, yum yum poop
In images shared on social media, Kennedy can be seen getting fully underwater, including his head, and then splashing around with several of his grandchildren. Kennedy, who does not have any background in medicine or science, was a long-time anti-vaccine advocate before President Trump appointed him to be health secretary. In a 2021 book, Kennedy indicated that he does not believe in germ theory, the fundamental concept that microscopic pathogens, such as those abundant in sewage, are the cause of disease.
Prions have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
Heroin will turned his brains to mush after parasites turned it into swiss cheese
Did the brain worm leave anything for the prions to replicate in or for the poor brain-eating amoeba?
It’s called osmosis, shit with shit.
He’s replenishing his parasite load
If he gets some insane new parasite from this what are the odds it kills the one driving his brain now and takes over with a more normal personality?
Its like season 5 of Dexter when they start just re-spinning the same more and more absurd plot lines.
Can’t tell if Dexter or Dexter’s lab…
Or they form a coalition to control various body parts.
The first brain worm already died.
Of starvation.
I’m sure the fish oil will fix it
the creek’s bacterial counts—particularly E. coli counts—were dangerously high all the time.
Sorry for those children.
They are probably fine
Him however…
Hopefully C Diff will catch a RFK Jr.
Seems like they should fix that sewage leak.
Sorry, but cleaning up sewage is woke and dei.
Oh, gotcha! I’ll just throw my chamber pot out the window then.👍
Can they just pour a bunch of bleach in?
How else will he get his parasites
that means tearing up the park, I suspect that MOST people are happy enough just looking at the stream.
Maybe. I’m not familiar with the location. Typically sewage follows roads so it seems possible to minimize the damage. There’s also a way of re-lining pipes without removing them.
Not saying RFK JR ain’t a nasty bitch, but it’d also be nice if we didn’t leach sewage into streams.
He also drinks methylene blue as a treatment for bacterial infections
Also some places have gardia too
Stuff like this isn’t a problem, until it is.
What was in that sewage? Anybody with typhoid? Diphtheria? Probably not because vaccination and treatment is still over herd immunity levels. Then, of course, there were the kids who used to get vaccinated for Polio naturally by exposure to untreated sewage, and us rich countries having terrible cases of polio survival in older people because we didn’t bathe in toilet outflows.
Thing is, it’s a numbers game. The first hundred people might not get sick, immediately, but if you form two lines, one bathing in the sewage pool and the other bathing in a treated sanitary pool, run 100 people a day through each one and track them for two weeks, you’ll see the differences. That’s why we have scientific publications, so we can read about these kinds of past experiments and don’t have to repeat them.
Yes, but… have you considered that no one who listens to this dispshit cares about all that? That’s the issue at hand. Everyone with common sense knows this is an idiotic publicity stunt.
Just like DeSantis & Co. getting their COVID jabs on camera, sitting around for 5 minutes and then saying “see: I’m fine, it’s not harmful.”
Bashing low flow shower heads, engine stop-start at red-lights, and everything they hear anyone bitching about - this is the party of “give the people what they want!”
What I want to know is: besides John McAfee, who wants to bathe in poo?
*used to have
The water is now less clean for having him in it
Can someone arrest him for child endangerment?
Lol you can’t arrest a rich person, that’s not how this works
Wouldn’t it be an absolute riot of a “leopards ate my face” situation if he ends up croaking because of this?
To clarify: I don’t wish any harm on his grandchildren, but this man’s level of willful ignorance and sheer recklessness makes it hard for me to sympathize with any negative outcome he may suffer personally.
It would.
You can’t control who your parents and grandparents are. Don’t wish harm to children.
Nobody is out for his kin, but RFK jr deserves to join his uncle and father.
I’m team bacteria on this one. C’mon little guys - do your thing!
I think Goauld can control their metabolism sufficiently to be immune
“Germ-theory skeptic”
For real just call him a reality skeptic and be done with it.
I would plead for someone to show this man a microscope but I fear the conclusions he might draw.
Hope natural selection does its thing.
To him: yes. To his grandkids: no. They don’t deserve to get sick and possibly die just because their grandpa is an idiot.
He probably doesn’t believe in evolution
One day is no big deal. If he really wants to make his point, he should do it every day for a month.
(Leave the grandkids at home, though.)
I can be a big deal if it gets in your nose and other areas
Yeah. I’m just trying to make his PR stunt sound insignificant because he definitely reads Lemmy and will care about my post lol
ROFL What is this worm driven host doing?! Doesn’t the worm know that E. Coli infections can be deadly for the elderly? (Yes, I am being super facetious because reading about a Germ Theory Skeptic in the modern age has effectively broken my brain. The evidence that proves microorganisms like bacteria, parasites, and viruses are real is truly a massive amount. That’s a lot of knowledge that this dumb, incompetent human being is simply ignoring). Ugh, this wasn’t on my bingo card for this month. A small part of me hopes that E. Coli proves to him that germ theory isn’t something that can be dismissed, and he dies from his foolishness.
It is crazy that the director of health services doesn’t believe in germ theory. I don’t care what your political beliefs are but the health secretary should have some medical background.
He’s not there because of his qualifications, but his allegiance to tRump. Same with all of his picks. It’s all calculated so when they pull the noose tight no one will be able to stop 'em!
Parasitized insects often manipulate it’s host to jump in the water so the parasite can release its eggs
If ever someone truly deserved a Herman Cain award, it’s this man right here!