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This is a reverse eaten onion for me, wtf.
The sewage was no doubt very upset to see its creek being contaminated by RFK Jr.
The worm in his brain is just trying to reproduce 🤷
That’s why he brought his children.
literally everything this man does can be explained by the brain worm
When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know… to cool off! And at that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year but you know something? In my neighbourhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You know why? Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw shit!
Love Carlin, but this bit didn’t exactly age well. lol
Why’d I think it was a RFK quote
Because we live in the stupid timeline, the one where this absolutely 100% could be real. I thought it was too lol
You know why?
VACCINES
It was exactly the line I thought of when I saw the headline.
Well I mean later on in the bit he also talks about only needing to wash: armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth and you’d save time by using the same brush.
I’m certain if he was alive today he’d rip these morons apart.
Satire is dead, it’s no longer possible to top the absurdity of real life.
Fuck that. Humor is not dead.
That’s not what he said.
Carlin was telling a joke, not enacting government policy.
the worm is driving the bus
The worm in his brain goes round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The worm in RFK’s brain goes round and round
Alll through the FDAThis has the makings of a great Gwar song.
I propose a new term - “malscurrocracy” - government by evil clowns.
We’re 100% certain there was only one lobotomy?
I hope he enjoys the full experience.
“I love it!” -Frank Dreben
“Mr President, do we really need to drain the swamp? Me and some buddies and our families still enjoying a regular paddle in there.”
He fucking hates his grandkids
He literally doesn’t believe in germs.
he needs to update those ideas by 160 years
Counterpoint, the great society party wants to return us to 160 years ago when a man was allowed to own some people. If that means throwing a bunch of other things out, him and his crowd are fine to do it
He’s just sharing his various worm parasites with them ❤️
Pretty sure he got that from eating rancid meat in the Amazon
They are now part of the collective.
System Shock 2 was training for the coming helminth apocalypse
did they cool off with a nice refreshing glass of rancid raw milk?
He should just come out and announce that he worships Nurgle.
I say this every thread he is in. Like how is all the news with him nurgle cultist playback. Dude even sounds possessed by a warp demon.
I didn’t realize Rock Creek was considered so polluted.
At least it isn’t as bad as the Anacostia River
This should be considered some kind of neglect or abuse.
