Eating cold ravioli?? In bed???

This guy has some real perspective on the matter.

This is too unbelievable to accept that it isn’t pathological.

These are the same ppl I drive down the highway with

PSA: it’s now practically Winter here in the northern hemisphere. Be aware that everyone you see driving with their front, side, and/or rear windows covered in ice, is someone that thinks that full visibility in those directions is optional. If you’ve ever wondered why it seems like you’re sharing the road with crazy people, take a moment to observe the portion of the population telling on themselves. Stay safe out there.

These people vote too

I know this may come as a shock to some people
(…unfortunately)
but things look smaller when they are further away.

https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0

Perspective you say?

(Can’t beat Leela though)

It’s okay because the corresponding part of the door frame is bigger 👍

What a dumbass. It’s probably just a visual artifact brought on by the cold ravioli.

Someone once told me their friend smoked weed and they were walking down a hallway when the friend suddenly stopped, looked down the hallway, and said “no no, I can’t fit, look how small it is, I can’t fit”. They had to persuade him he’d fit down the hallway when they kept walking.

These same people you drive down the highway with also believe that a magical being sitting in a cloud overhead will save them … and only them … when they decide to jump three lanes at the last minute to make it to the off ramp they forgot to take.