In related news, author Peter David was just kicked off Medicaid according to his GoFundMe… he subsequently died. :(
Well, I insist it’s “moral” to throw Mike Johnson off a bridge.
I personally won’t be doing it, but there’s nothing immoral about it in my book.
Its a moral imperative that we provide healthcare to each other. Mike Dick over here wouldnt know shit about civility.
If one’s morality is focused solely on making the rich richer…
Well, you see, he’s not an unborn child, so it’s fine. 🫠
Ah yes, I remember that part of the Bible where Jesus healed the sick, but only if they weren’t dirty freeloaders.
And Jesus walked into the temple and handed each money lender a Benjamin and a teener and said "Fuck the poor!"Amen.
Sure Mike, it’s fine with you, your insurance covers it whenever you get an eye full of santorum
I would find it ‘moral’ to throw Mike off something, as well.
Mike also believes it’s moral to watch porn with his son. So this is unsurprising.
It’s moral to kick him in the teeth
Holy shit, Peter David wrote some of my favorite Star Trek novelizations. In 1997, I moved to a new area just before my junior year of high school. My new school was massive and I was an introvert who wasn’t great at making friends. But somehow I ended up hanging out with a few fellow Star Trek fans, who introduced me to his new series, Star Trek: New Frontier (thank you Regina!). It got me through the rest of high school!
I’m sorry to hear what happened to him. :(
That series looks interesting, I may have to give it a shot. Thanks for the rec.
I’ve been writing a tune called “ Mike Johnson gives the world’s worst blowjobs, and he makes his son watch”. It may or may not be about the same my.
I changed it to paint jobs:
Johnson grabs his brush with pride, But colors run and lines collide, Walls look like a wild parade, The world’s worst paint job ever made.
(Verse 2) His son watches, eyes so wide, Learning how not to paint inside, Drips and splatters on the floor, A masterpiece of messy lore.
(Verse 3) One day maybe he’ll get it right, Till then they laugh through every sight, Johnson’s art, a funny crime, A painted tale for all of time.
Make a deepfake of his son singing it and post it on Facebook.
Meanwhile I have to declare bankruptcy because I can’t afford groceries.
That man never ceases to have a punchable face.
I say it’s moral to kick this guy in the balls as hard as you can.
Evil Steven Colbert.
The evil Keebler elf.
