Are… Are those balls?
Vegetables 🍆
Well at least it’s no longer encased in jello
This is such a British photo.
I agree but I don’t know what about it makes your statement true.
It’s the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of “crunch”, or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.
But Brits are famous for their fish & chips and the chips in that are crunchy
They put vinegar on them sometimes.
They’re usually soggy, actually
That makes a lot of sense. The best I could come up with was that it looks goopy.
As a former Brit, we like crunch in sandwiches by adding potato chips to them.
You people genuinely eat like it’s the Blitz sometimes.
Have you read the news lately? We’re just training for the next few years.
Potatoes came from Peru like 500 years ago, thank God. Brits are not alone in this tbh, have you ever seen German food? 🤷
Despite the fact it’s obviously American.
You are clearly not familiar with how much Canadians are into Kraft dinner.
Calling poison control
Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn’t been in a long term relationship in the comments.
How?
Just by guessing.
Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.
I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it’s fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.
Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell
Where do you see it stated that she doesn’t work? Maybe that’s the best she can manage after a long day of work herself
It’s baked in to the scenario: You get home from work. She’s already been cooking. These are the two clues you need to pay attention to.
That implies she’s at least had some time more at home than who ever’s receiving the food.
Maybe she goes into work earlier than he does, maybe she works from home, maybe she does shift work. There is nothing “baked in” to this scenario.
You have to work with the information provided, not imagine further details. The info provided leans towards implying she stays at home.
No, your bias leans towards this. Careful, your misogyny is showing.
Nope, it’s purely logic. I’m sorry you want this woman to work so bad. No one said you cannot imagine what you want, but that distinctly adds information that is not stated.
Where did you see that she does work? We’re all going on supposition here. She doesn’t work, fair to expect housework. She also works, fair to expect sharing the housework imo
Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.
That’s not dinner, that’s a health hazard.
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I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.
I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen
What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀
IKR, bud lite?
At least it wasn’t meth lite. That shit is nasty.
I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted
Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.
but that’s just color of sauce
drumsticks are barely visibleIsn’t that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.
You can see it spillong on that yellow sauce(jam like one on bottom) (red ellipses)
(while only parts of skin I see are marked in green ellpses):there are visible ground pepper(or dried herbs) visible sprinkled on sauce
to me that looks like Russian dressing or fry sauceMan, here I thought they were a pair of animal testicles. I rather believe you instead.
mmm,
white kidneys (sauteed with onions) with polenta 😋
The effort u put into breaking it all down 😭love it
I legit thought those were someone’s balls
Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn’t be boiled.
Consider seeing a doctor?
Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?
If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.
dies of food poisoning
Yeah that chicken is absolutely not cooked.
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Die. Your choice whether from hunger or food poisoning.
I’m married. I do most of the cooking anyway. My wife is banned from cooking chicken because of the last time. So… “<Wife’s name>, we talked about this. No chicken. Let’s go to the Mexican restaurant nearby tonight.”
I don’t know what happened, so maybe I’m assuming too much, but wouldn’t it be better for her to try again so that she can improve?