False. I wear no beanie at all and am not yet emperor.
You fell into the asymptote; even the mighty beanie can’t divide by zero. Try wearing a single thread from a beanie instead.
Then you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you…
The first style could also be a seaman on a merchant mariner vessel.
I wear a teeny weeny beany when I eat a tangeriney
Ah yes this stupid ass post that thinks baristas are making more than construction workers and forklift drivers…
Not to mention drug dealers, which can vary a lot
You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!
That’s pretty good hahaha
What about the propeller? Does it mean anything?
You just prefix “turbo” to whatever it would have been without.
Oh. Right, that makes sense.
as someone with an unreasonably large head, the gamer beanie still too small
Right? Fuck all these small headed people that look good with beanies. I just want my ears to stay warm!
For real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can’t imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.
The villain we need
Fun fact: rock climbers wear beanies to prevent them from falling.
Where does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I’m a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious
The fact the Forklift Operators are paid less then UX Designers is a crime against humanity.
Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense:
Bank robber lolReal bank robbers are behind the desk.
No, they are people robbers, similar but different.
The banks’ robbers
Why would I wear a beanie and have cold ears?!
Because you are going bald lmao
Woah hey why do you have to bring up the fact that Tim Pool is going bald?
My hairline is receding faster than the Russians, but my ears are what I’m what I’m worried about.
#4, also influencer.
Lol as a bartender I am clearly waaaaay lower on the so to-economic ladder.
