Cowbee [he/they]@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days agoWhy Socialism? is a good readlemmy.mlexternal-linkmessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoI think we’ve been doing this capitalism thing all wrong. All these issues are because we forgot to do the sacrifices. We should be taking the top .1% of capitalist and using them to perform routine blood sacrifice rituals to appease the capitalist gods. We then use their capital to fund a festival that last until then funds run out. Their purity of capitalism will surely appease the gods and end all these climate change issues we’ve been experience.
minus-squareAnti-Face Weapon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoThe crazy thing is that is clearly a bad and dumb idea and yet would be an improvement of our current system. That money would actually recirculate.
minus-squareSemperverus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoFor Grofit! The wise and avaricious Parvos commends you!
I think we’ve been doing this capitalism thing all wrong. All these issues are because we forgot to do the sacrifices.
We should be taking the top .1% of capitalist and using them to perform routine blood sacrifice rituals to appease the capitalist gods.
We then use their capital to fund a festival that last until then funds run out.
Their purity of capitalism will surely appease the gods and end all these climate change issues we’ve been experience.
The crazy thing is that is clearly a bad and dumb idea and yet would be an improvement of our current system. That money would actually recirculate.
For Grofit! The wise and avaricious Parvos commends you!
Erm… Ok