I’m getting slaughtered at gin rummy today. Please send good luck wishes.
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I am crawling back 🙂
“Morning, will you be my Valentine?” sticks tongue in ear runs off to piss like a racehorse
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👅👂
Another fun-filled day.
spoiler
I hear you. I have a meeting at 9am where a client will be telling me off for 30 mins. Yay me.
I hear ya. At this point my whole job is basically people yelling about things completely out of my control or influence unfortunately.
level with them. “its shit. Its all shit. I’m planning on GTFO, you should consider it too”
Believe it or not, they are leaving!!!
wow! really? Thats gonna go down like a lead balloon.
Over in the far queue.
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I think this is my favourite. Brilliant
I love this!
Four hours until the next Severance episode drops!
Thank you for reminding me. Will binge watch this weekend lol
I opted to work today, and in the field no less, so all I can think about now is how soon I can finish and get back to catch up lol. It’s a bit unhealthy how much I’ve been waiting for new episodes to drop 😂
I should really check this out. At least so I can understand this comment thread every week. Alas, I am working my way through Aronofsky films.
omg, I love Aronofsky movies, I haven’t watched them all bit what I have seen are really good
special love for The Fountain
Okay! I will see about that one next and we can compare notes.
So far I I have watched: The Whale, Black Swan, Requiem for a Dream, and Pi.
(Ellen Burstyn is astonishing in Requiem!)
Do it!
Cant wait to see how messed up this next episode will be.
Pleas enjoy all episodes equally
It’s my IRL birthday today! YAY!
I’m having to work it for the first time in probably 14 years because workplace is shit. BOO!
Going into the city for a staycation tonight. YAY!
Hoppy Birdday to you!
Ooh, birds!
Happy Birthday! 🥳
Happy birthday! Enjoy the staycation.
Happy Birthday.
Hope work breezes by and you have a wonderful staycation!
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Thank you - not how much work will actually get done…
I haven’t done much. Just spent about 40 to 50 mins chatting to the receptionist here.
I better do stuff to look like I’ve done something.
Happy Birthday! 🎂
Happy birthday! 🎂
Hell yeah! A belated happy birthday to you!
Happiest of birthday wishes!
Happy birthday! 🎂
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Happy Berfday 🥂
Thank you!
Happy b’day!
Thank you!
Happy birthday!!!
Thank you!
Happy birthday Spinny 🎉🥂
Whoop whoop! Thank you!
yay, you survived another year
may you survive many more 🙂😘
The horror persists, but so do I 😆
Happy birthday!
Hippo birdies! 🍫🌻
Now I’m picturing a hippo the size of a bird and a bird the size of a hippo but also a weird mix and I love you for the imagery.
Happy birthday:)
Thank you!! Good luck with getting a kick ass offer!
Thank you :)
Toshiba is putting one together but I’m getting the vibe that its lower than my current salary. Not worth the jump if it’s not at least 10% more.
Today’s song
Our Caffeine , who art heavenly , hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done; on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily coffee. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us into temptation; and deliver us a triple shot cappuccino.
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Ooh that’s a fancy cup
🎵 Work work work work work work
I regularly travel on busy tram routes with a number of tram options. One thing I’ve learned is that 90% of people will always board the first tram, even when there are clearly one or two more coming directly after it. This leads to an overcrowded first tram and blissfully empty second and third trams. I consider it an important life lesson. It’s generally best to wait for the second or even third tram. Thank you for listening.
Happy Friday 😊I go for the second one as well, but I have had it be cancelled/diverted before, so do feel cautious about doing it.
I noticed this with buses, in situations where no bus comes for a suspiciously long while and then 2 arrive at the same time. Cruising in the near empty second bus 😎
💯
second tram gang gang
Blah. Set myself up in a room and someone’s taken my spot and I’ve had to move again to have some time and coffee to myself.
Not ideal start.
On my second coffee but all I have succeeded in doing is adding a heightened layer of anxiety over the overwhelm. I have so much to do I can’t find a place to start 😭😔
But haircut after work. New colour I think…dunno what yet…
Anyone got good leads on places to acquire non-white patterned sheer curtains? Doesn’t need to be skulls & bats, but not bloody granny florals would be grand.
Spotlight has pinstripes, plains and semi-geometrics as well as the granny florals. I would imagine most manufacturers would have at least some designs that aren’t floral.
You’re getting different search results than I. Looked there first specifically because of the sale. Bugger the internet, will go in person.
passed my Azure exam! Also “Mama” is now “Mummy”. I’m still “dada” but hes working on it. something like “dada-ey?” I also told him the other day “no chance” of me getting in the sprinkler with him. He goes “Chance!” so we ended up running around the house going “Chance!” “No Chance!” “Chance!” for a while.
I love it when they start saying random words. When elder was that age, we were watching millionaire hotseat and he suddenly exclaimed “CASH!”
Congrats!!!
Tiniest is a proper little human now
very much so! Still looking forward to teaching him to crap in a place other than his pants though haha
You broke the ruuules, so I’ll pull out all your pubic haaaaaiiiirrrrrrrr
but is that in public
I once saw a woman plucking her pubic line in Princes Park. So it happens…
I bet that was also Valentine’s day
Nope.
…you motherfuckerrrrrrr
Kyle betrayed me
Then he lied tried to hide
And died deep inside
And you know the reason whyyyI’m gonna kick your arse.
From here to right over theeereeOh yeah motherfucker, I’m gonna kick your fucking derriere
Yeaaaahhhhyeeyeahhhhhhh
And a very happy Valentine’s Day to you too spud
that is an odd and very specific punishment
I’m at work and now people are looking at me funny
