Despite the White House insisting he remains in “perfect” health, Mr Trump fed the flames of speculation during a rally in Dalton, Georgia, this week, ahead of the November mid-terms. Addressing the crowd, the president made an offhand comment about Chinese president Xi Jinping, who he said “was here last week”.
In reality, Xi visited the US and met with Mr Trump during a three-day trip from September 23 to 25, around three weeks ago. The apparent blunder sparked a flurry of reactions on social media, with one user labelling him “Dementia Donnie”. Another wrote: “He doesn’t [know] what day it is. It’s gonna get worse as he goes along.”
Why do Americans keep putting such old people into power? Trump and Biden. Why not someone young like Obama?
I wish you were joking but 65 is basically juvenile in our politics.
During the campaign leading up to the last election many were referring to Kamala Harris as a young candidate.
She was 60.
tRump being buddies with Xi Jinping is the ultimate example of maga shaking hands with tankies.
Donald Trump health fears spike
Who writes these headlines? Why not “Donald Trump death hopes spike” or something that better represents collective opinion?
Trying to cover their asses in case the fucker stays alive.
‘The most uneducated buffoon in history stands at a podium, bloated with self-importance, lips pursed like a carnival barker ready to sell turd milk to the unsuspecting. He grins a grotesque smirk stretched across his face as he scrawls his name onto a hollow decree, a sham celebration of the dismantling of knowledge itself. The Department of Education falls, not with a bang, but with wheezing verbs, suffocated under the weight of his own staggering ignorance. Surrounding him are the usual suspects: cowards in expensive suits, servile sycophants clapping like trained seals, and racist opportunistic ghouls picking clean the bones of democracy. Liars, fools, and thieves all parasites fattening themselves on the hardships of the many. They stand in rigid formation, dead-eyed and soulless, their allegiance sworn not to country, not to principle, but to power, and the dark, festering rot that clings to it. And there he is the convicted wrong, the living embodiment of septic tank spew, his voice a noxious fog of grift and grievance. He lectures the world on right and wrong, irony clawing at the walls, desperate to escape the grotesque theatre of his moral void. The stomach turns, the air curdles, and for a moment, history itself recoils watching, in horror, as the great American experiment teeters on the precipice, led by a man who couldn’t spell “precipice” if his life depended on it.’
I especially loved “wheezing verbs” and “irony clawing at the walls”
That was a great read!!
All I want for Christmas…
My sparkling wine is ready
I ain’t religious, but 🙏
🙌 Sandy Claws 🙌
Oh are the ignorant masses finalizing realizing Donnie Dementia has dementia?
TIL Neurotypicals are able to remember how many weeks ago something occured.
I’m neurotypical and I don’t remember exact dates. I don’t even know how far into the month it is most of the time. Or really what day it is unless I look.
In fact, now that I think about it most of my personal history is kind of like slices of events that don’t seem to make any sense or are even clustered together relative to each other, temporally speaking, nor ordered in any kind of chronological way. More like a sherbet swirl.
Meh, probably not important. Time keeping seems sort of extraneous in the big scheme of things, except when timing experiments which, of course, should be exact. Or making appointments, I suppose. Which I lean heavily on others to do and keep track of. Or sometimes I check my phone but the calendar events are often not up to date unless I put it on auto clone. But did I clone the specific date… or the day of the week…? Ugh, which means it’s probably off.
Eh, that’s why nobody should use these things, too many unimportant details to keep track of.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I thought having a precise internal clock and calendar were ND things but I’m always glad to learn
It delends a lot about the particular neurological developmentd, flavors, genetics that are unique to each person.
The big “mystery” for me is what range is considered “the normal” range.
Yep
Dude. This happens even to me on a regular basis. Why look for made up issues, when it is so easy to find real issues?
FFS an entire article about his mental decline at the rally and didn’t even mention as he left, he wandered right by the limo door being held open for him and into an empty field before being herded back by a gaggle of panicked agents.
Did you see video of this? I’ll look for it if you can give me a hint where you saw it.
Holy shit, that very much does say more than caring about which week something occured. September feels like it was last week. Walking into a field past your car is fucking autopilot, afk actions lol
Holy shit, that very much does say more than caring about which week something occured. September feels like it was last week. Walking into a field past your car is fucking autopilot, afk actions lol
How did suddenly so many randomly-passing-by people appear? Were those all SS?
the music lmao
Whoa. Thank you for future memes
with one user labelling him “Dementia Donnie”
Just one? People have been calling him this since his first term.
i for one can’t wait for the first official TFFD-- trump’s finally fucking dead day, already my favorite holiday, which i may extend to at least a week of celebration
I’ll be doing the safety dance (stare at your hands, then realize everyone else who’s dancing is a friend)
I’ve already debated whether I should buy the champagne now in case of a shortage or wait.
I’ve decided to try to contribute to the sales stats of that day.
I’ve had a well aged bottle of scotch in storage waiting for that joyous day.
I’m getting a beer truck and acting like Stone Cold Steve Austin until it’s drained and everyone on the block is hammered
Buy one now AND then, that’s my plan.
It will be a tremendous party. I think an 18 year Macallan would be appropriate.
12 year scotch seems more appropriate
For Trump? I need something old enough to consent.
We’ve got champagne in the fridge just waiting…
I’m taking the week off of work. No question.
He looks like he’s already had at least one minor to moderate stroke
A stroke would be OK too.
He’s already had a couple that’s why his face droops and he wears that exoskeleton thing to help him walk.
I wonder how they power it. Has anyone put a clock on his long form talks to see if there’s a max time, or if they end kind of suddenly even if he’s on a roll with the crowd?
I don’t want to imagine him having a “stroke”
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It’s unfortunate that nothing would change.
Look I hate Trump but these past few years have been a fucking blur. I unless it’s something related to my immediate family I’m likely not going to forget that it happened, but definitely going to forget when it happened.
For example, I quit smoking weed. I could not tell you how long it’s been aside from a few months.
Look we don’t care what you forget because you’re not the President, and you’re not trying to be. One should expect the President to be mentally competent.
Forgetting something isn’t the same as being mentally incompetent, Trump is mentally incompetent however forgetting something like the exact date of Xi’s visit isn’t mental incompetence. I think Trump just doesn’t care, not to mention he’s old as fuck.
This mf can tell people to launch nukes. You can’t.
“Fears”
I think the only fear here is that he dies before the elections, and the conservatives get some kind of sympathy bump instead of him being alive dragging them down…
I don’t think it gets sympathy, but apathy. “Trump was my guy, no point in voting now. Might as well stay here and drink.”
I could be wrong, but I’d love to be presented with empirical evidence of that. I’d have the biggest grin while congratulating you on your prognostication.
“Hopes”
“Fears” because you’re posting a shitty, sensationalized tabloid.
It’s “health hopes”, not “health fears”.
He’s going to live a lot.longer than you think. And if you think he’s just going to pack up his classified documents and leave the Shite House in 2029, you’re very mistaken.
They’re gonna Mitch McConnell him for as long as they can.
Tbf, he spends a lot more time on camera than Mitch. We might finally get a stroke of luck and he keels over on live TV.
The year is 2032. The crowd is gathering for God Emperor Trump’s birthday parede. Not voluntarily, but at least they get beer and a desiccated burger. The organizers are doing their best again to make the Emperor presentable. The orange makeup covers a lot, and the smell has been gone for a couple of years now. Still, their hearts tremble when the handwaving mechanism kicks in. People need to see Dear Leader strong, to forget the war that has been ravaging the Mid-Western states. The parede ends well, no body parts have been flung this year. People shuffle back to their buses, savoring the rare taste of beer in their mouth. Many of them take the burger in their pockets back to their kids in the barrack. It will be a good day for them too! Long live the Emperor!
Is that you, Stephen King?
At least we won’t have to hear his stupid dementia rambles any more…
I’m sure grok has enough to make it up. Hallucinations are a plus this time.
See, I think after the midterms they are going to kick him out for Vance and try and parlay the next two years into 2 presidential terms for him.
The theory I read a while back was they will ride trump until it’s less than 2 years remaining and then boot him. That way they get 2 years of Vance and then a potential 2 more elections with him.
It’s like January 23rd 2027 or something… Anytime after that trumpkin can be bounced and Vance is eligible for 2 terms
