If he left out the word “Delays” then I would agree with him.

You read good.

It’s a good thing Ronald Reagan isn’t around anymore.

TIL People vandalizing your products in the streets, charging stations, and show rooms is considered raising brand awareness.

If any other CEO destroyed their company’s brand so badly, the BoD would have their head on a platter.

Now she’ll have to settle for Maria Butina.

Is that the Jupiter lighthouse I spy across the ICW?

I can only afford to nickel kid these days.

“It would be better if everybody got Polio Types 1, 2 & 3.”

–RFK Jr., probably

Don’t worry kids, you can just buy a degree from The Wharton School.

Snake Oil Feedback Loop achievement unlocked.

Hey Wharton School: This is why you shouldn’t sell degrees to rich parents for their spoiled children.

I hope he lives long enough to see what the history books say about him.

But always pronounce it “simular” just to sound extra smart.

Check your renewal date. Mine auto-renewed today without any prior notification that it was coming up.