gigaqps@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agoWhen you accidentally clean a piece of your carpet for the first time everlemmy.worldimagemessage-square63linkfedilinkarrow-up1281arrow-down19
arrow-up1272arrow-down1imageWhen you accidentally clean a piece of your carpet for the first time everlemmy.worldgigaqps@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square63linkfedilink
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·15 days agoI have one. First time I used it I was both amazed and disgusted at what it pulled out of my carpet. The water was flat black and smelled like a sloth’s armpit.
minus-squareLudicrous0251@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·15 days agoTell me more about these sloth armpits you’ve been smelling.
Rent a wet vac.
I have one. First time I used it I was both amazed and disgusted at what it pulled out of my carpet. The water was flat black and smelled like a sloth’s armpit.
Tell me more about these sloth armpits you’ve been smelling.
He has A MOUSTACHE?
He grew it for you