• oxysis@lemm.eeEnglish
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      2 days ago

      Can’t wait to be jailed for being an enemy of the state for fucking anything

        • oxysis@lemm.eeEnglish
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          2 days ago

          I don’t want to be a prisoner but let’s be honest they already know what I have typed. It’s already been green lit to spy on queer folx for being queer.

          • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            2 days ago

            That’s why you need to get a bottle of fash away and make sure they orally take the product for best results. Emergency use only.

            To avoid getting banned, I’m not going to spell it out but you can read between the lines.

  • chuck@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Hmm fenyntal as a weapon wasn’t on my list of war crimes to add to the Geneva checklist but we can throw it to the boys to figure out how to make it work and be novel enough to add a section or two to the next version

    • Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca
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      2 days ago

      It was on mine. Open up the drug trade. Work with the Mexican gangs. Flood more than just fentanyl and create a massive drug crisis. Much bigger than the one that exists now. Hard to fight both at the same time and affects your ability to field an army.

      • chuck@lemmy.ca
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        2 days ago

        I mean all i had on my mind was poisoning a water supply with the stuff but I think that’s already on the list somewhere. Other idea was all pows would be turned into drug addicts using it but I assume that’s on the list already

        Either way like I said we can kick the idea around the room for better ideas

  • pticrix@lemmy.caEnglish
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    3 days ago

    Soooo can we declare Purdue Pharmaceutical and the Sackler family terrorists organization under that rhetoric? Asking for a friendly nation.

    • Cort@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Nope only applies to illicit fentanyl. Same reason coca cola is the nation’s only legal supplier of cocaine.

  • scutiger@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Wasn’t there a bust of like 1000 lbs of fentanyl crossing the border from the US into Canada recently?

    • Isaac@waterloolemmy.caEnglish
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      2 days ago

      Sucks their “shithole country” (Trump’s rhetoric, just borrowing it) allows such dangerous weapons of mass destruction to cross the border of a peace keeping nation. Maybe they need NATO sanctions?

    • conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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      2 days ago

      Yeah, probably. There’s lots of good options, but it’s hard to go wrong with a 12-gauge shotgun.

      Edit: and as someone else said, prepare for levee en masse. Get started now, grow a garden if you have space, start guerilla gardening if you don’t, teach yourself to forage, can, and fix shit like tears in clothing. For food crops: beans. Beans beans beans beans beans. And potatoes. You’ll hate life, but you’ll be alive to hate it.

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      3 days ago

      The statistics are overwhelmingly clear; the most likely person to be killed by a gun is its owner.

    • JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml
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      3 days ago

      The only resistance that could stand a chance against the US army would be organized by the Canadian government, in which case they’d provide you with the weapon.

      • brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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        2 days ago

        I suspect there will be a sharp divide of the military if they were ordered to deploy within the US. And with that, probably some military hardware.

        There will be insurgent forces throughout all 50 states. And probably disconnected. It will be like hydra. A lack of organization across the entire country could be a benefit as the military would have so many groups to deal with.

      • CheeseNoodle@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        2 days ago

        Depends on the nature of the conflict, Unless the US is willing to completely level most of Canada and much of its own northern states you’ve pretty much got Afghanistan 2.0 only now the the villagers the terrorists blend into are US citizens.

  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Fentanyl is the preferred opiate in hospitals. Cheaper per dose. US used to be able to “influence” Afghanistan to help its drug trade profits. Fentanyl is cheap because it doesn’t need controlled plants in addition to potency.

    https://www.npr.org/2020/10/05/918279481/some-health-workers-suffering-from-addiction-steal-drugs-meant-for-patients

    Hard to get an exact number for hospital theft amount of fentanyl, but

    3,600 cases of alleged drug theft at healthcare facilities over the last five years, including 280 cases so far in 2020.

    111,000 instances here where the folks that were reviewing [drug inventories] could not figure out why the math didn’t add up,"

    What is almost certain is that US healthcare system is a larger source of illegal fentanyl than Canada. If the absurdity that it is a WMD is taken, there should be military security around hospitals before it’s placed at the borders.

    The death potential of the vial of Anthrax Colin Powell quoted to UN was based on using an eye dropper to kill individuals one by one. WMDs actually require mass deaths from one event as a definition.

    Canada needs to immediately stop military cooperation with US. Kick them out of NORAD unless they pay high rent. Stop threatening US enemies, and accepting them as our own.

        • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone
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          2 days ago

          I got it for a wrist reconstruction, the nurse said ill give you some fentayll now and I asked isn’t that the drug that’s killing everyone?

          Her answer before I was off with the fairies.

          “Yeah but you won’t know if you die”