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Ah, Nazis. And a plot twist would be that they’re both Nazis, just one has a “lovable kink.”
😜 TWIST! The transgender autistic furry puppygirl, transitioned from a shredded Aryan German.
Nice straw man you build here! Good you set it in fire before someone could take it serious
I have tankfully never heard anyone complain about a piece of software being coded by a furry transgendered person.
In fact, it seems like a stamp of quality :P
Movies, however…? Man, I remember when the Wachowski Sisters transitioned…
If you’ve heard people screeching about “RUST BÆD!!1!” then you probably have, since a lot of these chuds considered it the Woke Language (at least before it was co-opted by slopbros)
That passed me by. I heard people talk about rust, but not that it was bad, per se. Just different.
Of course, me not having heard of these peeps does not mean they don’t exist. Just means I live under my own kind of comfy rock. (There’s room for more if you bring snacks)
Thank you for the offer but existing under the sun as a child of God blessed with Their Divine Spark who also happens to be a transgender schizo furry hacker sounds way more fun
(I can still bring you snacks though)
Same I didn’t realize this was a thing. Even among the maga dumb fucks and hyper nationalistic loons. The stereotype of the gay trans LGBT furry being the one who’s the good IT and software guy is still a thing.
It’s like typically the only time I see them be positive about lgbtq anything or furry anything.
Yes iowa is a shitty place
Good for you, I know way too many right wingers, who have stupid objections to them.
Sorry to hear that :c
The Wachowskis are frauds who accidentally made one good movie once.
Then at least attack the quality of the movie, not the gender of the directors.
At the risk of being mauled by groupthink here I’ll just say that Revolutions had 10 hours of philosophy packed into a 2 hour box. The ending felt flat. I recently reached the whole series and I agree that the first movie aged well while the middle 2 were a letdown.
IMO if you want to make an arthouse movie don’t try to taco it onto an action blockbuster.
Glad they are happy with their genders. Doesn’t really belong in the criticism of their movies.
Speed Racer is one of those where you get out what you put in. It’s not for everyone.
For what it’s worth, I agree with you.
Matrix 1 was awesome, but the other ones weren’t as good. I don’t think Groupthink is gonna get you, because the general consensus here seems to be “movies? Take’em or leave’em”.
Yes? That’s what I’m doing.
And what movie are you addressing? Because you only said the Wachowski’s are frauds. That’s not a movie critique and you’re hardly Roger Ebert.
The Matrix is good. Everything else they made is terrible, and yes that includes Speed Racer.
You have obviously not watched Sense8.
Says some dude
I think most will agree with some dude tbh. Funnily enough I haven’t seen Speed Racer so can’t comment on that, but much of the rest of what they’ve directed after the original Matrix movie has been disappointing.
The only memorable bits of 2 and 3 are the action scenes (highway chase and Neo clones vs Smith clones) and for Resurrections, not even that. Recasting both Morpheus and Smith made it even worse. Cloud Atlas… Idk, I’m sure someone liked it, I was close to falling asleep.
I will have to give Sense8 a shot one of these days, premise sounds interesting so maybe it’ll redeem them in my eyes. Cautiously optimistic on that one, reviews seem to be good.
Literal blasphemy.
Ah, I think I see the confusion.
I had made a remark about how people were harsh with the Wachowskis because of their gender, and your next words were that they were frauds who make trash movies.
I took that as an explanation and justification for WHY people were being terrible, so my response was meant as a general response. Not saying you were criticising them for being trans.
Except Speed Racer was the greatest film ever made so they’re just wrong on every level.
Are you referring to The Matrix or Bound?
Not even a strawman. I did actually hear the take “I refuse to play this videogame because the studio has
DIYDEI policies.”Edit: DIY
“I refuse to play this videogame because the studio has DIY policies.”
I have an image in my head of someone being forced to build a shed before playing a game, getting frustrated, and giving up
Reminds of a fascinating story of an prehistoric Aryan shaman leader excavated in Germany in 30s who turned out to be a witch female with a unique genetic twist that gave her an ability to go in trance at will, and she was so important, her grave received sacrifices 400 years after she died.
Newest plot twist in this case: Studies kinda proved that she (like almost everybody at this time in Europe) was black
So the Nazi used her for her propaganda as the male aryan clan king. But in the End she was a black shaman :D
Here a podcast according to this case from a German public Radio. Sadly there is no international version.
Aus der Dlf App | Schwarze Europäer – Cold Case aus der Steinzeit https://share.deutschlandradio.de/dlf-audiothek-audio-teilen.html?audio_id=dira_1CC0BF488DD711F07C11B883034C2FA0
i just want to note that the “genetic twist” was a fucked up neck/spine, not the magical ability to control her own brain. She would have to tilt her head in just the right way to trigger it.
It’s a fairly rare development of blood vessels in the neck. By twisting her head she were able to restrict blood flow to brain and it brought side effects which mesolithic people probably considered to be a magic power.
What the actual fuck, how are we rebooting movies left and right but not making this? She’s called the Bad Dürrenberg shaman for christsake. Get Robert Eggers on this shit stat!
This has to be a minor European studio, fuck Hollywood.
Studios only greenlight safe remakes these days. Look what happened with the new Tom Cruise film, they can’t risk that.
Best part is I’ve actually heard great things about Digger and I can’t wait to see it.
And I mean make this a feminist Nazi-sploitation movie a la X + Inglorious basterds and it’s nearly pandering.
Hollywood can’t do well and do well, though.
I saw Digger the other day and enjoyed myself quite a bit. Would recommend!
Yeah, I’d watch that 🥵😘🥰
thanks for today’s Wikipedia dive!
Welcome to today’s 10,000 ♥️
Probably like todays 100 😁
Event today’s 1 is worth it.
I haven’t heard anything like that except here lmao, good one…
“I haven’t seen it therefore it must not happen! I am very intelligent.”
A lot of pro-AI right wingers have issues with LGBTQ+ and neurodivergent people in open source communities.
So they have an issue with the majority of their devs? Weird
Brian Lunduke alone made people assume any criticism of Rust is made in bad faith, all by focusing too much on the Rust community having trans people.
Who in 2026 is still listening to that hack?
Way too many people. Just because you know he’s a hack doesn’t mean others also know he’s a hack.
I’m trans and I like programming in Rust
Democratization of coding == taking it back from the neurospicies
That’s like taking control of your heart back from your autonomic nervous system. I’m sure you’d be very proud of yourself for about three seconds.
I don’t think they care about neurodivergent people as long as they are also fash.
Until they’ll deemed no longer useful.
Hey, give it enough time and everyone will come together to just care if it’s AI slop or not.
How much software can be coded by autistic furry transgender pups, though? I only know one (possibly two) and most people I know in the industry only hit two or three out of four. /s
At least her projects, potentially others lol
Well if you’re okay with software made by people who only check a subset of those boxes…
I don’t want software made by autistic furry transgender puppygirls; I want software made by autistic furry transgender CATgirls!
Would you settle for software made by autistic furry cis twinks? I know it’s not ideal but we’re a little short at the moment; I promise we’ll get a new shipment in soon. We’ve successfully introduced them to puppy play which they seem to be enjoying and we’ve got them on a steady diet of trans memes, if that helps
Okay, fine, cis twinks are allowed, but only if they’re femme-leaning.
I used a wineprefix for arknight endfield made by what I think is so.
The Dawn Winery is their group handle.
I don’t even care who wrote my porn
Do people think shredded German guys are writing the majority of code in the industry?
Nazis do
Some of them can be pretty dumb. But even they would acknowledge nerd culture is behind a lot of tech development. And by extension, various other non-mainstream culture. (Not that shredded German guys are mainstream either.)
they just prefer not to think about it
Remember this energy when a fucking AI does it.
Edit: this isn’t pro AI, it’s pro who gives a fuck about the author, just to be clear.
You are not pro AI, you are just anti being against AI?
I’m for progress. Anyone with any decent edification on the subject knows that what we call “AI” is an LLM. The point is I don’t care if a solution comes from any source, be it the mathematical proofs LLMs have found, or a piece of software made by the furriest of furrys.
I’m for progress.
But that doesnt mean anything
You could call any controversial idea “pro {something good}” or “anti {something bad}”
AI don’t think or have feelings (it’s debatable whether they’re even AI or that’s just marketing BS). False equivalency.
“AI” is kind of like the “No True Scotsman” fallacy. We’ve been through how many cycles of “If a computer can do <this>, it must be AI.” *Make a computer that does <this>.* “That isn’t how I meant. Now, if it can do <this>…” Of course, people have a hard time describing sentience and sapience, so why would it be a surprise that we have a hard time deciding if what we built sufficiently mimics them?
We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. We haven’t come to it. It’s just a complexified chatbot they’re calling AI for marketing purposes.
If a term is used for decades to describe something, you would assume it is the thing being described
Just because they put a picture of a cherry pie on a crisco can for decades doesn’t mean you should call crisco “cherry pie”.
Can someone explain the whole “puppy” thing to me? I keep seeing it. I have no idea what it is.
it’s basically just wanting to be cute, getting praise, and being submissive.
I also don’t understand, but I’m happy for them though.
Some people want to imagine they’re puppies when they’re being railed or something
Or maybe walked around on a leash
i will only care who coded it if the Piece of software Sucks so i can know what are the best slurs to call them /j
There aren’t enough swear-words in the English language, so now I’ll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.
See, in English you can be a dickhead. In Finnish and Estonian we’re more equitable, you can also be a vagina head!
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I agree with linus
Thank you I appreciate it
image isn’t loading for be but from the comments I get the idea that it’s a ragebait meme, so I will proceed to disagree and get really mad
grr this meme is very bad and it sucks, OP I hope you accidentally step on your cats tail 😡😡



















