• DarkFuture@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Love the way that middle-aged woman took down that basement-dwelling neckbeard incel piece of trash.

    She’s never going to be able to wash the stink off though.

      • Comment105@lemm.eeEnglish
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        3 months ago

        This Rick Fuze is possibly the most pathetic creature I have ever heard of.

        I can’t remember ever hearing of or witnessing anything quite this pointlessly mean spirited, weak, stupid, and regrettable.

        I mean, when you attack a senior citizen, the best outcome as far as I’m concerned is obviously that the attacker loses. But for it to have actually happened, and in circumstances like this? Absolutely incredible.

  • barnaclebutt@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Do you think that she never wished AIDS on anybody in her life, and this time she was like, “I hope you get AIDS”?

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zipEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Not for nothing but I’d take that like a badge of honor.

    Like getting the shit beat out of me by Minerva McGonagall. I’d let her. She could beat me up all night long. No doubt about it, absolute badass. Like when Molly Weasley killed Bellatrix. Idgaf how evil you are or how many curse words you know…nobody fucks with Ginny.

      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zipEnglish
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        3 months ago

        Suck another dick.

        Very few franchises the size of HP have multiple badass female characters. Maybe Arya Stark and Brienne of Tarth?

        • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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          3 months ago

          I do really like Arya and Brienne (hell, throw in the Sand Snakes too) but oof bro, common potterhead L, further reinforcing the fact that y’all are incapable of reading any text that isn’t the most mainstream, mid-tier piece of writing ever to exist.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      3 months ago

      Ginny only needed the help because she was only a 6th year. That girl had a wicked bat bogey hex by the time she was year 2.

  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    3 months ago

    16 THOUSAND citations.

    She’s approximately 260 times more successful than me, AND kicked this guy’s ass. Fucking hell, I’m so envious right now.

  • Gerudo@lemm.eeEnglish
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    3 months ago

    The cop coming out of the car was in no mood to deal with this guy’s shit either.

  • 𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓲𝓮@lemm.eeEnglish
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    3 months ago

    She is so smart she modified her muscles dna with a virus to resemble the chimp ones but just couldn’t get it approved by FDA so now she tests it on some losers, look it up

  • Damage@feddit.itEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Sucker sucking up to the powerful without even getting paid for it. Loser.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      3 months ago

      He got paid in whoopass. If he had graduated the 5th grade he would have known better, but at least he learned something today.

  • shininghero@pawb.socialEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Ohh! Research citations!
    For some reason I read that as police citations and was wondering how the hell she got so dangerously based.

    • Wilco@lemm.eeEnglish
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      3 months ago

      Same here. I read it as: This lady has had 16,000 traffic citations and the driving gods miss selected “kill” in the drop down list when choosing her punishment and accidentally gave her Kung fu superpowers.

    • eatCasserole@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      3 months ago

      The way the post title is worded totally leads here. She’s presented as “the woman kicking the guys ass” - and what kind of citations do you get for kicking ass?

      Either way incredibly based.

  • drolex@sopuli.xyzEnglish
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    3 months ago

    In this paper, we present a novel approach to kick some nazi ass using a large broomstick from a car window.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      3 months ago

      He got off easy. He was this close to having a copy of “Braunwald’s Heart Diease” slammed right onto his left ventricle. Watch out for that 11th edition. It’s a doozy.

      • MonkeMischief@lemmy.todayEnglish
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        3 months ago

        More studies are required before we come to any certain conclusions. We require concrete evidence…and rebar evidence…maybe carbon fiber evidence…or…

  • intelisense@lemm.eeEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Doctor of medicine, so there’s a greater than zero chance she knows exactly where to hit him. Good on her, though - people need to take a stand.