Thank God it’s The Onion
I hope the orange shit stain kills himself, or is dead soon
Goddamned onion is back to posting real news
This is really a hard time for them, I barely raised an eyebrow before I even noticed it was the onion.
Jesus christ, this is the onion?
I was fucking sure it had to be true. It’s his fucking MO.
Nah, never. He doesn’t know the word “resegregate”.
The article doesn’t have him use that word, it’s the Onion’s choice of word.
The article title quotes him as using it
I shouldn’t have had to check the community
Are there any long-term health risks associated with eating so many onions as of late?
If you’re a cat, I think it’s bad for your kidneys/liver.
Jesus Christ, Onion. Stop being so damned close to reality…
Hey, it’s not the onions fault. Reality has been doing it’s best to turn them into a news site
An unfortunate side effect of living in the most bizarre timeline 🤷
I swear to God if I have to double check the community icon one more time
Pledging to restore racial purity to the nation’s aviation programs
I thought The Onion was satirical.
Reporting the actual news since 2016
It’s America’s Finest News Source
