(this was from a couple of years ago, and they did find the guy: https://6abc.com/old-bridge-new-jersey-pasta-dump-spaghetti-mystery-nj-charges/13302928/ )
They murdered my family and dumped their bodies in a ditch…
Nobody dumped it. It’s just growing naturally there. You didn’t know spaghetti just grows out of the ground and needs to be harvested?
Some guy REALLY didn’t know how much spaghetti to make for four people.
I swear officer, it looked like an appropriate amount before I started boiling it.
They misread and made four people of spaghetti.
Take the ) away from the end of the link.
Fixed?
How do we know it isn’t a naturally growing pile of pasta?
Because it wasn’t cooked. Natural pasta is always in a cooked state, because it hasn’t been dried out yet in drying ovens.
Unless it’s invasive it’s pretty unlikely, pasta grows on trees in Switzerland
You beat me to it!
This was actually the flying spaghetti monster, but some Piney bastard was too afraid of his noodelyness and opened fire…
He’ll rise again, as his holy carbohydrates ripen with bounty
NORAD shot down FSM
What if God was you or me? Just a spag pile in Jersey…
What if god was one of us?
Throwing over 500 pounds of pasta in a rush?
Authorities say they were able to dispose of all of the pasta in under an hour.
But at what cost? Specifically, how much marinara and parmesan?
It’s a nest. This is where Italians are born.
👋🤏🤚✋️🫶
This is just the extra when I tried measuring pasta for one
If only someone had an abundance of strainers!
Disaster al dente off the coast of San Clemente
They went and “cleaned” it up? It’s biodegradable, they probably put it in a landfill where it’s doesn’t benefit anything. They could have just left it and it would have been gone in a few weeks.
Being biodegradable doesn’t mean that it belongs in that environment. This could have messed with the native plants and animals in a bad way. The landfill isn’t a great option but it is possible that it was industrially composted.
found the restaurant
The nice Italian man just wanted to feed the animals.
Perhaps it was a sacrifice?
Is that a reverse food heist?
Pasta 19:1: The heavens declare the glory of spaghetti; the skies proclaim the work of His noodly appendages.
Oh Great Glob
Send forth your wriggly, jiggly, noodly appendages for your touch does inspire much Globliness
For Cleaniness is closer to Globliness
Our Father, who art in saucepans,
hallowed be thy name;
thy spaghetti come;
thy will be done;
on earth as it is in New Jersey.
Give us this day our garlic bread.
And forgive us our passatas,
as we forgive those who masala against us.
And lead us not into rice tasting;
but deliver us from weevils.
For thine is the pasta,
the meatballs, and the gravy
for ever and ever.
Ramen.
