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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 19 days ago

Critical Damage

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 19 days ago
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  • ClockworkN@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

  • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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    19 days ago

    And you? ;)

  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Counter with awareness of the alternative:

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      17 days ago

      Damn this is exactly what I thought.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        It’s not so bad. Where else can I get a shriveled hotdog that’s been on the rollers all day, slap it on a stale bun, and cover it in expired condiments that people have coughed on?

    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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      19 days ago

      That Exxon sign is ridiculously tall.

      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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        19 days ago

        So people driving cross-state on the freeway can see it and suddenly realize they have to pee.

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        If memory serves, this is Breezewood, PA; about the middle of the state of Pennsylvania, along the PA turnpike. It’s an easy on/off between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia that doesn’t sell you convenience food at turnpike rest stop captive prices.

        Anyway, central to west PA is Appalachian mountains, and this part of Breezewood is at the bottom of a valley. The sign is tall so you can see it east and westbound from the turnpike.

        I don’t know why I shared this information.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          I’m glad you did. From my perspective, this could have been any exit off I-25 from Denver to Albuquerque.

          Glad to know we’re all in the same boat.

          Also, we should fix the boat.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        This is America (skrrt, skrrt, woo)

        Don’t catch you slippin’ now (ayy)

        Look how I’m livin’ now

        Police be trippin’ now (woo)

        Yeah, this is America (woo, ayy)

        Guns in my area (word, my area)

        I got the strap (ayy, ayy)

        I gotta carry 'em

        Yeah, yeah, I’ma go into this (ugh)

        Yeah, yeah, this is guerilla (woo)

        Yeah, yeah, I’ma go get the bag

        Yeah, yeah, or I’ma get the pad

        Yeah, yeah, I’m so cold like, yeah (yeah)

        I’m so dope like, yeah (woo)

        We gon’ blow like, yeah (straight up, uh)

        • JokeDeity@lemm.ee
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          19 days ago

          Listened to this again the other day after not hearing it for a while and it still hits so hard for me.

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    19 days ago

    I use counter spell of smoking a bong.

    • pebbles@sh.itjust.works
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      19 days ago

      Normally you smoke the weed.

      • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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        Yeah if you only want to get high, the true magic comes from smoking the bong.

        • pebbles@sh.itjust.works
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          19 days ago

          Damn, I still have so much to learn.

          • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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            Try having an upside bong, that’s great for unlocking your weed wizard knowledge.

    • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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      19 days ago

      Bong

  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    19 days ago

    Nothing changed.

  • untakenusername@sh.itjust.works
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    19 days ago

    I kinda needed this

    thanks

  • vatlark@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Take your !lemmySilver

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      19 days ago

      Thank you for voting. You can vote again in 24 hours. leaderboard

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    19 days ago

    Idk…I just learned that USA doesn’t have civil rights anymore…so it wasn’t a complete waste.

    https://lemmy.world/post/28630797

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    Piefed tells you how much time you’ve spent on it at the bottom of the page and I genuinely appreciate it. (Also a great example of something that a profit-driven social media site would never do.)

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      the bottom of the page

      …there’s a bottom?

      scrolls endlessly

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        For some classic internetting, a new Homestar Runner video came out this week that mentions this: https://homestarrunner.com/toons/backtoawebsite. It made me go, “Oh yeah, there did used to be an end of the page!”

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    !lemmySilver

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      Thank you for voting. You can vote again in 24 hours. leaderboard

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    Jokes on you, i came to work before everyone else so now im sitting here getting payed to scroll through your shitposts :D

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      deleted by creator

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      17 days ago

      This is the way.

  • FQQD! @lemmy.ohaa.xyz
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    jokes on you, i just started wasting time on my phone.

  • tflyghtz@lemm.ee
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    19 days ago

    Gandalf uses a staff not a wand

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    You have no power here Gandalf the gray!

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    Hey stop it! Next you are going to tell me to work in my paid time!

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