I read the caption before I took a good look at the picture and I assumed that “floaties” meant something very different.
Whatever floats your uhh… arms?
If hot tub handjobs really are a thing I’ve wasted my life
They are but are very dry. Water is not good lube. Better one person sits on the edge of the hot tube with there legs in the water.
Lazy rivers work also…
They are, so next time take off your floaties.
Safety first though!
Skill issue tbh
Yeah, just cum on the inside, problem solved.
Sounds like a challenge tbh
This is my favorite post of the morning. Laughed well and shared with a friend. Thanks, Onion.
Dammit! These are schwimmflugel, there IS a proper English term. Use It!
my dad always called them floogles and i never knew why!
Parents can be mysterious, that way.
schwimmflugel
English
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Kindergarten, Rucksack, Schadensfreude :)
Floaties image search: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=floaties&t=ffab&ia=images&iax=images
Nary a schwimmflügel in those results at all. I rest my case.
I love onions
