This is assuming that the thought is translated into something each person can understand.
I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying ‘flee at once - all is discovered.’ They all left town immediately.
― Mark Twain“Did you just switch it to broadcast? Fuck, turn it off!”
“All right, fuck it, we’ll do it live!”
Good one!
“YOU ARE MY CHOSEN DISCIPLE. GO FORTH AND SLAY THE NON-BELIEVERS IN MY NAME.”
Don’t even say who you are. Everyone will just assume it’s the god they already believe in. And everyone who doesn’t believe in a god would start questioning everything.
The government has been secretly tracking everyone’s farts since 1998. The next one you release will trigger your official ranking on the Global Flatulence Leaderboard. visible to everyone.
Why would the government keep that a secret?
Half the world holds it in, the other half tries to fart so hard they shit themselves.
time for what if xkcd: “what if every human and animal on the planet farted at the same time?”
“Message to all players: Resetting simulation in 24 hours”
Blink to save your current progress and stats
Don’t blink to return to character creation menu
Kind of against the letter of the rule since this isn’t really intended to cause chaos for the sake of chaos,but I’m sure chaos will result nonetheless.
“This is God, there’s a reason why i put variations on love thy neighbor in every single religion. Differences in faith and race don’t matter, helping others and making the world a better place do. You’ve disappointed me, do better”
I believe God would approve, at least of the intention. 🙏
‘YOU! You know what you did! Make it right!’
Then sit back and look at all the guilty faces.
Might as well add a threat to it to really drive the point home.
The rapture of the holy happened five minutes ago and no one was saved. The next 3.5 years will be chaos, starvation and death. Save yourself if you can.
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!
“Is this thing on ?” And then never say anything further.
None of you are correct, except Jeff, he can get it
Something like “This is God speaking.” and “You were right, and all the other religions were wrong”. Nukes would just fling flang and we’d finally just end it.
“We heard you. We’re on our way.”
If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.
It’s not round, but it’s not flat either!
