They couldn’t get the bronze hard enough to make Janeway’s Bun of Steel.
Dukat: Is there a single statue of me?
Janeway:

Well Dukat… should have tuvix’d someone, maybe then you could get a statue.
He really could have learned a thing or two from the Janeway about commanding with fear… and exasperated eye-rolls.


No the Action Bob is preferable
What about Inaction Bob?

How about whatever this is from Cheers?

Cute but too fragile.
In my head, one morning Janeway got up, went to start building the Power Bun and just said, “Fuck it. Computer, cut my hair.” Because she knew if she whacked it off with a pair of scissors it would look too fascinating and her eyes are down HERE, dammit.
“Captain, you were born in a park? Next to an ancient softball field?”
My mother was an avid fan. Didn’t want to miss the regional final. Even caught a fly ball mid procedure.
What I wouldn’t give to retcon a single 30 second scene into the series where Janeway comes bounding out of the holodeck to deal with a crew issue in a softball jersey, hair a pulled back mess, dust on her face, lip split.
Quick- where’s the NSFW ST FanFic site? I need to pitch an idea ;)
/s (please don’t actually tell me, I won’t go, and I’ll be grossed out more than anything else)
Do It.
DS9 would be 1 episode if Janeway were there.

Wormhole aliens: Time is illusory
Janeway: Coffee, black.













