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    26: unsubscribe from the email promos that the site automatically signed you up to even though you didn’t check the Subscribe to newsletter box, which requires you to log into the site and find and uncheck all the boxes in the “contact settings”.

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      26a: Note that they will simply add more categories over time and helpfully subscribe you to each of the new ones whether you ever visit the site again or not.

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        Unsubscribe is for real suckers only. When someone clicks that I always imagine some goon elbowing the guy next to him and saying something like, “look Keith we got another” unsubscriber" over here!" With a big goofy grin on his face.

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          If the email is from a legitimate business, they must have an unsubscribe button and it has to work. They get a little time before they are required to process the request, 10 days in the US, but I’ve usually seen it take effect immediately.

          Don’t click the unsubscribe button in an actual spam email.

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            If you didn’t ASK to receive emails from them, it’s spam and it should be reported as such.

            Fuck unsubscribing from things I didn’t subscribe to.

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    Alternative to 7 they have this stupid magic email login where you cannot set a password but have to go to your mails everyone you need to login

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      I had one the other day, choose to login with password or the magic email link. I know my password, let me in fucker. Oh no, you still have to go to your email and click on some link to verify it’s really you.

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    Alternative to steps 6 through 17: refuse to use any webstore that doesn’t allow for guest check-checkout.

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    I’m pretty sure we could make this into a satirical puzzle game.
    You would defuse a connected bomb by remotely shutting it down through an awful mobile app.

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      Passkeys aren’t so bad. Just switch to a password manager that stores them for you, preferably a self-hosted one if you’re technically inclined.

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      Take my upvote because you made me laugh; however, in all reality pass key is more secure, and should be used when available.

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      20C. Realize this is not the best price on the product. 20D1.

       For i in range (your_breaking_point): 
                  if i == your_breaking_point:
                         break
                  Return to step 1.
      
      
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      While it sucks, I think that’s better actually. Let me cook lol

      Websites that ship for free have to factor in the shipping into the item price.

      Which means that if you order a lot of items at once rather than separately, you get no reward for being more sustainable.

      Shipping costs ensure that people don’t make inefficient, single-item orders unless they really need to.

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        waits to order stuff until there’s a few things needed

        free shipping not available anyways unless you hit minimum order of 50.-

        proceed to order 10 things at once

        each thing gets shipped in a separate package, on separate dates…

        even the 20x 1cm M3 screws that you originally needed come in a cardboard parcel, by themselves

        packages keep arriving randomly at your place for the next 5-10 days, leaving you with a pile of cardboard

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        The shitty idea is that you have to make an account and lots of jazz before they tell how much shipping is.

        Also, instead of 25€ for the product and 8€ for shipping, surprise!! the 18€ product magically needs a special courier for 15€ to ship it.

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    Step 4 is a bit optimistic. Usually when I search something there are 30 products of what I specifically don’t want before finding the single listing of what I do want.

    Recent example. Needed a 8v 1A transformer
    Searched AC to AC 8v 1A
    Every listing on the first 3 pages were universal AC to DC adaptors that didn’t have an 8v setting. the dials all went 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 12.

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        Yes, e commerce sites which want revenue, developed a search that worked and then broke it to give you less relevant results, hoping you will go to the competition.

        It is well known that companies have revenue. Line must not go up!

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          they broke it so they could sell you what THEY want to sell you, and hope you just settle for whatever that is. which is fine sometimes. I just want a cheap shitty table or a folding chair, that’s a simple generic item, anything works, and they’ll fuck me over a little on cost:quality.

          sometimes you’re looking for something really specific, and you just cannot find the page to add it to your fucking cart no matter how you search, despite knowing it exists, and sometimes even a manufacturer name and model number. a lot of times I bet people just make do with something that kinda works, or those lost sales are small in comparison to the increased profits from selling you advertised slop.

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            It’s been a long time since I worked on e-commerce but what you say makes no sense. Search is hard. Humans are unreliable. Data quality is shit, especially if you allow third party participation. It’s hard enough to do it without shenanigans.

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              they literally do things like remove search operators. you can’t even search the names of items. you cant do a - or a “” or whatever on amazon.com. you used to be able to. there are a lot fewer on google than there used to be too; they removed them a long-ass time ago, but the shit I learned about advanced search in high school no longer exists. it’s more profitable to just give you the slop they want you to have.

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                Google is not a shop. They do want you to click on ads, you are the product after all. They cater to their customers, the advertisers.

                For Amazon, I don’t remember that ever being supported. Even if it was, code needs to be maintained and if people didn’t use it, it doesn’t make sense to keep it. They have metrics for that.

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                  I don’t think corporations or capitalism work how you think they do, and I have no idea how someone can still think that way this far into the 21st century.

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      You may have already figured this out, but a variac would fit the bill.

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    Don’t worry. Soon you’ll be able to subscribe to a service where an AI will just order products you don’t actually want for you.

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    How people can deal with internet without adblockers like uBlock is just baffling. Not only ads, but also all the cookie banners and phone app popups and other crap. uBlock will filter all this shit out so you just use the website without junk and annoyances.

    I’ve used the original Windscribe back when it was still a regular x86 app that acted like a local proxy and would filter out ads and banners. That was early 2000s iirc. Even back then I couldn’t stand all this crap. Today I can’t imagine browsing without uBlock or at minimum with DNS filtering which can’t apply cosmetic filters or more advanced rules.

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      DNS level ad blocks have been a huge game changer for me. When I play games at home, no ads. Then when I go out and play those games, I forget that they have ads.

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        For me setting up Android phone without it. Installed some app and got bombarded by all the ads and shit. Something I just don’t even know on mine.

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      Just want to post this here for anyone not aware… uBlock “medium” mode. Kind of an unadvertised feature that has to be enabled in a strangely obscure way (I think they want to make sure you’re not a complete idiot).

      Still, pretty easy to set up, and much more protection than the default (but also not nearly as frustrating as “hard” mode or whatever they call it). Basically, most sites you visit are going to be broken the first time you go, but you enable elements you need for the site to load, then save those settings for that domain. Takes about 30 seconds or so once you know what you’re doing and you only need to do it once per domain. Basically, I keep 1st and 3rd-party scripts off completely most of the time. It’s relatively rare that I absolutely need to enable 1st party scripts on a page for it to load.

      It’s kind of like uBlock + noscript learning mode. The element zapper is clutch as well, but that’s not unique to medium mode or anything.

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      AdNauseam. It clicks all the adverts. Yes, this is actively malicious behaviour. No, I don’t care.

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        Malicious against advertisers, beneficial to the site you’re visiting.
        That’s a win-win in the desolate place we call the internet today.

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      Windscribe was important because every bit of bandwidth saved mattered. Less so with 2.5gb fiber connections to home.

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        I actually didn’t care so much about bandwidth back then even though 56K modem was ass. It was the ad banners that drew me nuts. Especially since that was the era of flashing and blinking GIF and Adobe Flash banners. I got 1Mbit ADSL a bit later and that’s when it was even less important since bandwidth was unlimited. Banners were still there tho and were just as annoying.

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    Missed the step towards the end were you have to switch browser and restart the whole process because “Firefox not supported” or you’ve an extension that’s a bit overzealous on blocking the checkout popup window.

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      Blocked an ad that fucked up the css so dramatically that the checkout button is now permanently stuck at -10% of viewport.

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        I tried to order chicken teriyaki so it would be ready for my wife to pick up en route home. Website requires a login. Make it. It doesn’t log in after creating the login, so log in again. Password wrong. Reset password. Finally get in. Get to last step and there’s no button to send the order. Fortunately, I’d wasted so much time that my wife was already there standing in line.

        I assume it’s just formatted for mobile, but when I’m sitting at my computer, I’m going to use it, it’s always faster. Except when it doesn’t work.

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    #2/9/14

    you forgot that you need to select more options, scroll down, read every box carefully to make sure on doesnt mean off and off doesnt mean on, make sure you dont hit the button that ignores your choices and turns everything on anyways…

    i fucking hate what this has turned into.

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      I just ublock every cookie screen and navigate in incognito mode so cookies publicity cooki s will have zero chances of actually getting read.

      Not as it really matters. As most of my advertisement profile doesn’t come from some random site cookies but from phone espionage.

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    I know that 2FA is not that convenient, but it greatly improves security. Especially for users who use the same email password combination for multiple accounts

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    Cookie dismisser extension, bitwarden for passwords and 2FA codes, uBlock origin for annoying popups that can’t be removed with DNS blocker directly.

    There are ways to reduce the pain somewhat, but they shouldn’t be necessary in first place.

    (Well, hoomans and passwords are an issue that can’t be solved easily, but the push for passkeys has been a nice nudge in a more secure and more usable alternative.)

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        It means you’re an uncultured swine it’s never seen an episode of Star Trek.

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        Caught my eye too and it feels eerily reminiscent of the alt-right “coomer” and “consoom” kind of vocabulary, although I stress the word “feel”

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          It might be a reference to the Ferengi, from Star Trek. They say “human” in a weird way to demonstrate their mild contempt.

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      You don’t need an extra extension for the cookie notices. Just use uBlock Original for that:
      Under Filter lists enable “Cookie notices”

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      What browser are you using? Chrome pushed it’s new extension requirements and killed ublock. Firefox just dropped a bomb about selling personal info I think.

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        Firefox, naturally. The personal info stuff is still unfolding and being clarified. Will switch to Librefox or Waterfox if stuff gets bad.

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      I like to tell people that using uBlock origin means the computer doesn’t have to render images and text in adds, so it is actually more environmentally friendly to have it installed than running the browser raw.

      It’s a thin argument, but I’m happy to see that some people have jumped on because of it.