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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago

WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago
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A new WSJ report alleges Musk is attempting to quietly build a “legion” of offspring, using his platform on X to approach influencers to have his children.
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  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I will only refer to him as “The inseminator” from now on

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      “Sperm Jar” might be more apt.

  • Rooskie91@discuss.online
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    23 days ago

    Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they’re going to move to South America and kill themselves.

    • The Real King Gordon@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      Dont threaten me with a good time.

      • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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        23 days ago
        • Elon fans, probably
    • huppakee@lemm.ee
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      Well, good news:

      The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas. However, most of the women seem to have expressed disinterest in this (https://gizmodo.com/it-certainly-looks-like-elon-musks-legion-of-kids-is-bigger-than-anyone-imagined-2000590199)

      1. he won’t ruin south-america

      2. his “harem” is not giving up without a fight

      • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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        23 days ago

        trying to be a mormon,

    • arrow74@lemm.ee
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      I’m not even Christian, but I’m starting to believe this guy is the anti-christ

    • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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      Man, we should be so lucky.

    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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      This is just normal to people that grew up around evangelicals. Those nut jobs are everything they hate, but pump out kids as a way to be immortal.

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      I’ll buy the Flavor-Aid.

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    Well now I’m starting to think that 4chan account might actually be his, how fun!

    • jabeez@lemmy.today
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      Who “Christians” put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.

      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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        I know right!

        Can’t say I’m surprised. Honestly, the Zionist Evangelicals who keep trying to start the Apocalypse would probably be happy.

      • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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        Who “Christians” put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.

        That part is straight out of the Bible too

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    A legion of children that hate him👍

    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      He doesn’t give a shit, them loving him isn’t his goal

      • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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        Organ harvesting is his goal.

  • mysticpickle@lemmy.ca
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  • Triple Iris@lemmy.wtf
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    I could not possibly be more surprised by anything. You could tell me that the sun is hot and that would be more surprising to me than this.

  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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    The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby — despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk’s engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.

    That’s kind of messed up

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      What a fucking loser.

      • nomy@lemmy.zip
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        “I’m sorry I showed you my penis. Here’s $250k, please don’t tell anyone.” - Skum Leon

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      She should go elsewhere

    • threeganzi@sh.itjust.works
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      How do you make $21,000 on twitter?

      • CluckN@lemmy.world
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        Premium Xitter subscriptions and Elon artificially inflating your numbers.

        • threeganzi@sh.itjust.works
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          Oh, so you can make money if you make popular content?

          • CluckN@lemmy.world
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            Yeah it’s like YouTube views but imagine it only counted people who were paying for YouTube Premium.

  • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    14 kids and no family.

    • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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      Even his AI generated kids hate him

    • blacklisted@lemmy.org
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      23 days ago

      💯☝️

  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    Lmfao Jesus Christ that’s not eugenics that’s

    What is that?

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      It’s eugenics.

    • limelight79@lemm.ee
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      Arrogance?

  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Good. Increases his chances going out early by patricide.

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    Is it weird to anyone else that he just assumes his “legion” of children will follow him unquestioningly?

    My dad keeps giving me stock “tips” (my stepsister works at a gold mine and he keeps telling me their stock’ll go up any day now despite the mine not being in operation yet 🙄) and I haven’t even followed through on that.

    • Alteon@lemmy.world
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      Which…uh…Au mine are we talking about?

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        That was a mistranslation, stepdad is saying his daughter is a gold digger and she ain’t messing with no broke… no, you know what, fuck Klanye, those lyrics should have been generally understood as a red flag.

  • شاهد على إبادة@lemm.ee
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    Hopefully they all end up like his daughter.

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      At least one good thing to come out of this guy 🏳️‍⚧️

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    what’s with billionaires and wanting to have so many bloody babies

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      Weird Nazi cult pseudoscience based on the science of natural selection - they actually think they are superior and have superior genes therefore it’s in the best of the species that their “superior” genes propagate as widely as possible.

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        Weird, one would assume that guy owns a mirror in at least one of his mansions.

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          Behold, the master race:

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            i mean he is kinda hot. look at dem color choices in that outfit

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              Even matches the colour of his teeth, o my

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                some serious heroin chic right there

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      Greed is a very survival based mindset. The more you have, the better your chances of survival is.

      Once you’ve fully given in to greed, your mind starts thinking more primitively overall.

      So having the most money and children is their idea of success.

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        That is not even remotely true about greed. Cooperation betters your chances of survival.

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          https://archive.today/SgKyD

          weird headline, great article and interview about this

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            The Math That Says Egalitarianism Is Possible

            You don’t have to be entirely pessimistic about the future of wealth inequality.

            By Brian Gallagher, August 11, 2021

            In case anyone wonders

            Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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              Like I said, the headline is a little misleading. The interview discusses the “hawk vs cooperation” thing.

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      SEX

      They probably can’t have normal relationships so they turn to physical ones

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    dear saint luigi: please please please end musk. and as many of his acolytes as possible.

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      But when they persisted in asking Him, He straightened up, and said to them, “Those who are without a billion among you, let them be the first to lay the basket and fasten the frame for the blade.”

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    My contempt for this man has reached levels previously thought far outside the realm of possibility.

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