I didn’t think he would really do it.
He probably didn’t even do it on purpose. But I’m sure he did it.
Vance killed him because the Pope didn’t own a suit
Probably not because the Pope didn’t say thank you. Zelensky is still alive. He probably didn’t say please as well.
Couldn’t hear the safe word through the ball gag.
That pure malice that emanates from JankyDick is not recommended for anyone over the age of 80.
because the pope wouldn’t give him his couch
Pope didn’t say Thank you.
But he did prove the power of prayer
Pope didn’t wear a suit.
White Pope robes? Don’t you know how to wear respectful clothing?
maybe it lacks some stuff…like a pointy hood thingy
Pope was wearing a dress.
Pope met the antichrist and said I’m outta here.
He had his eye on a really nice couch in the lobby.
Imagine a couch. Comfortable. Soft. Now imagine it can move you around wherever you want to go. Imagine it is surrounded by bullet-proof glass to keep you safe, but also so you can enjoy adoration from millions of people without even having to get up.
Well, it exists, but it’s one-of-a-kind, it can only have one owner, and it’s currently spoken-for. What do you do?
Vance killing the Pope in order to get a chance at fucking the Pope-mobile is my new favorite head cannon.
Because Elon wanted it. Vance doesn’t have an ounce of initiative in his body. He doesn’t need a reason other than his boss asked him.
The pope realized that no just or loving god would let that couch fucker anywhere near any position of power, so he offed himself out of depression.
Plausible explanation.
If you’re in the vatican, what else is there to do?
To get a right wing replacement, duh.
Eek! Use a spoiler tag, you scared the Bejesus out of me with that thing.
At least they didn’t Photoshop Roger Stone’s face on there.
Given the conservative drift of major institutions over the past year or so whoever they pick for the new Pope is probably less likely to excommunicate him
We’ll see how it goes but Francis chose a supermajority of the current Cardinals. With the exception of Cardinal Pizzaballa, I don’t know any of their names, much less their views.
Cardinal Pizzaballa
That cannot be his real name.
Looks it up
Huh, TIL.
The Pope refused to join his Signal group.
He joined the wrong signal group. Vance only realized when the pope asked “what’s up with all the couch pics?”
