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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

We pink inside too :(

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We pink inside too :(

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • mtchristo@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    Now let the shrimp ask a Frenchman the same question.

  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    “Why the long face?”

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    Yup. It doesn’t matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they’re all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I’m talking about brains, of course.

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      Then why the heck we call them gray matter?

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        Brains ARE grey, they just hold a LOT of blood, making them look pinkish. But the neurons are grey.

        The brain also has white matter (the axons) which is white due to a fatty layer.

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        Different preservation methods, doncha know? Now sit right there as I tell you aaaaaall about why anything but formaldehyde is heresy…

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        I don’t know about you but I like my women alive.

        • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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          Dead on the inside, alive on the outside. Wait, I think that’s me. My bad.

  • Rooskie91@discuss.online
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    1 month ago

    Humans: Shut up and eat more krill

  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    Aaactually salmon can’t talk

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      No, they just don’t want to talk to you.

      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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        1 month ago

        Now I’m sad. Thanks.

        • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          1 month ago

          You have to give them credit.

          That’s a comically sick burn

        • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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          1 month ago

          You’re welcome!

      • Lawnman23@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Source?

      • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        You mean sauce? Cream sauce.

    • alekwithak@lemmy.world
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      That’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.

      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.

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        Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.

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        Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar

      • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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        Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.

        • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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          I thought it was bad enough when I got catfished by a salmon but you guys got me beat

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            Well, at least its better than getting salmoned by a catfish. that was an experience.

        • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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          A tale as old as time

      • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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        partially aquatic.

        So, like, a mermaid?

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          I would definitely never trust a mermaid. Well maybe if they sang the right song.

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            You just don’t know where they stand

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    As my horny friend with 3 testicles says, “It’s all pink on the inside!”

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      If I had a nickel for every ET the Extra Testicle reference I have seen today…

      That would be 2 nickels, more nickels than I have used as currency since I last watched “Still Smok’n”. Which is weird.

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    Because the meat is pink. Seems simple to understand for anyone who’s been to the seafood counter at a grocery store

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      stabs you

      hey, this guy is actually a salmon! I was wondering what smelled so bad over here

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    The extra terrestrials which tractor beam specimens up also use chemicals to make our flesh more appealing, nothing wrong here.

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    It’s not pink… it’s salmon.

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    Human: “Uh… you’ve seen us with dogs, right?”

    Salmon: “Yah.”

    Human: “And we rub their bellies, you know?”

    Salmon: “Okay.”

    Human “Well you all turn pink on your bellies when you’re swimming upstream to have one last gasp of orgasmic explosion over all your future kids before dying and we try to stop you and slit open that belly to rip out your organs and pop your major blood vessel before cutting you into chunks and throwing you in a fire.”

    Salmon: "… Just what the Fuuuu-

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      Hey, you should see what we did to Mr. Steckerlfisch over there.

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    I am already annoyed at the ineveitble umm actually replies about salmon’s not being exactly the color salmon and humans not being the same color either. Pre-pissed

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      The bigger “Umm, actually” is that during spawning season, their outsides are that color.

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        spawning season

        Damn so they NPCs fr

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        And when it isn’t their spawning season, you’re not very likely to see them in the wild, so it kinda makes sense that people associated the colour with the fish.

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        Wow, TIL.

        some random internet source

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      Achually it’s named after Salmon Rushdie and is the true colour of Satan’s flesh.

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    Some species just evolved to taste better with cream cheese, we don’t make the rules…

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    Farrow & Ball go further by just calling their salmon paint colour “Dead Salmon”.

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    D’y’know how many fish are “silvery-blue”, salmon?? Get over yourself, and be glad we didn’t name the color “sockeye pink”.

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    Pink salmon have a kinda pinkish stripe on them

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