Damn they made that leaf look so tasty.
Until now, it has been before time.
If she doesn’t fuck with little foot then she’s too young for you
I’m only 32. Is it really that early?
Oh I had my first one earlier than that!
(Don’t do PhDs, people)
Was your PhD in Proctology and you were on the other end?
It felt like that.😅
But the truth is that the stress wounded my intestines.
What did I do to you to deserve this aggression on such a nice morning?
OP is just looking after your health is all
Fuck you, I’ve still got 7 or 8 years left.
The 90s was really out here making us hungry for dang leaf. I’m not too proud to say I tried it, it was gross.
For anyone wondering, this is the rain scene from Sausage Party (2016) when the chocolate eclair tries weed for the first time.
Get out of here you lying heathen!
I’m 18 :( I dont want a colonoscopy
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I’ve been able to buy beer for 2 years 💪😎
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😭 lmao
it’s fine, just don’t grow older
This is the way
Goddammit so true…I just had my first colonoscopy today 😬
Shit man, I wish it was my first…
Hey OP, did you know that the voice of Ducky was a little girl named Judith Barsi? Did you know that Judith also voiced the little girl character, Anne-Marie, in All Dog Go To Heaven? And did you know that Judith Barsi was brutally murdered along with her mother by her father who then killed himself? And did you know that this murder happened between her lines being recorded and the release of either of these films? So when you fell in love with a little duck billed dinosaur saying “Yepyepyep” and a little orphan girl who talks to animals, you were listening to the echos of a voice of a murdered 10 year old girl.
Why did I bring this up, OP? Because you made me sad, so I’mma make you sad too.
RIP Judith
Goddamn.
I respect the brutality, if nothing else
Damn the post calls people old and they need to see a doctor for butt stuff. And this response is to horrify and amaze.
“How dare this stranger bring up my slightly advanced age! Here’s a child that was brutally murdered. Now we’re even!”
Wtf dude, I could have gone my whole life not knowing this. I hope your socks get wet.
Oh for fucks sake just kill them, no need to be unduly mean about it and pull unforgivable acts of torture.
At least Judith’s father didn’t get her socks wet.
Too soon.
I think it’s just the wrong medium. In a standup set, this kind of joke could kill.
What a tasteless comment.
🫡
Even more fun, she was sexually assaulted by her father multiple times. Police were involved because of the constant abuse. It fucked with her psychologically, and her mother kept hesitating to take action
We go on and on about stranger danger, but family is where the danger is at 99% of the time and kids aren’t taught about this nearly enough.
OP didn’t mean to make us sad :(
I literally confirmed a colonoscopy appointment 30 min ago and then see this on Lemmy.
What the hell?
Or mammogram
