Edit: What do you judge them for?
Harry Potter merch
I’m Brazilian and live in a hot coastal city, so I usually pay attention to people wearing hoodies at weird times of the day. Bonus points if they’re wearing a hoodie and shorts (it usually mean that guy is concealing something in it, if the guy was actually cold they wouldn’t be wearing shorts).
I also tend to be kinda annoyed at people with christian stickers on their cars.
Hoodie and shorts is standard winter wear here in Queensland.
Oh man, you’d hate the Midwest. Aside from the obvious reasons, there’s a baffling culture of white dudes who only wear shorts and hoodies no matter the temp outside.
Eh, I wouldn’t be concerned about something like that if I lived in the US, here tho having a hoodie and no pants is the telltale sign of some dude up to no good. Hell, the last time some dude tried stealing bikes from our apartment building and we caught him in the act he was actually wearing an orange hoodie and shorts lmao
I’m one of those strange folks, but I’m not wearing a hoodie in the summer lol. For me, it’s a compromise between sensory issues and running warm. I hate wearing long pants, and I don’t really mind the cold on my legs, so I wear a hoodie to stay warm and shorts to be comfortable. I’m not putting on a show for anyone, but lots of kids in the midwest absolutely do it for attention.
someone doesn’t appreciate comfort
Canadians do this too, and then like flip flops or slip ons with socks. It’s a choice…
I work in a bakery. Bakeries are hot as fuck, so I wear shorts. They also open early as fuck, so I’m frequently walking to work sometime between 3:45 and 5:15, when it’s almost always very chilly.
Sweatshirt and shorts is basically my uniform, plus I look annoyed and I’m out in the middle of the night and fully sober. I imagine I’d put off a vibe I’m not intending to for you, lol.
Socks and slides because blisters aren’t fun.
Congrats on being the first response in the top twenty or so comments to not reference politics or religion lol
oh wait you did in the second part, oh well you get a pass. this whole thread is “Wedding like conservatives” which, like, yeah i get it, I don’t either, but it’s really boring to read
A portable speaker. What public space are you going to pollute with your noise?
“I’ve got a bathtub and an imagination; I’m staying indoors this summer. That way I can listen to music I like.” - Bill Hicks.
I use to feel that way before I moved to the city. Now it’s just part of the ambiance
Me, connecting to the speaker and opening up pornhub: “it’s showtime”
they work in private spaces too
Too late, ya been judged!
A classic Casio wristwatch.
Gentlemen, terrorist, or the best engineer you’ve ever met.
Well, I’m not the first, not third, but don’t really intend to become second
Not with that attitude! Come on, believe in yourself, you can do it!
Pop Figures
I judge them for shitty spending choices.
Why buy a piece of plastic that sits in the box, and that box sits on a shelf. Theres literally no point to them. You can walk into the mall, look at all the pop figures in each store, and you just had the same experience as you would have if they sat in your house.
Granted, I also can’t stand their art style, but you just described every piece of decorative art. The only requirement of art is for someone to say it is.
Unique art is a statement. Pop figures and the like are deliberately uniformly derivative ripoffs of something else that is actually art.
So to liken it to food, real art is a delicious meal, and Pops are the digested remains of what once was a delicious meal, homogenized in to the always familiar shit, ready for the brainless flies to buzz around.
smart glasses with built in cameras, and for the same reason teslas
old Tesla’s yes. New Teslas are HORRIBLE people
In the UK our car number plates actually tell you when the car was first registered - the third and fourth digits are either the year or the year +50. Normally I object to this, since it was only introduced as the result of pressure from British Leyland to try and sell more cars, but it serves as a handy way of instantly categorising anyone with a, say, '23 or newer cuntmobile.
toeshoes. oof.
If someone has a good quality bicycle that they actually use: you got your shit together!
If I see a bumper sticker that mentions jesus, I definitely assume that car is driven by the least christ-like person imaginable, and give them space.
Jesus died for their sins though so it’s ok.
Don’t drive near people who are not afraid to die
“Jesus take the wheel”
I’ve read the gospels, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have a driving licence.
Negatively: Almost any clothing with more than a couple words of text.
Clothing with a prominent brand.
Clothing with right-wing political connotations.
Dyed blonde hair or hair dyed brown/black that should, obviously, be gray.
Tramp stamps. Japanese writing tattoos on non-Japanese. Face tattoos. Neck tattoos. Tattoos of pop culture themes.
Expensive cars. Dodge pickup-trucks. Harley Davidson motorcycles. Dodge Chargers. Teslas.
Police officers.
Positively: Normal clothing. Well-dressed but obviously not expensive clothing. ‘Funky’ style clothing. Clothing that would just look stupid on me.
Wildly dyed hair. Subtlety dyed hair that isn’t covering something up.
Tattoos that are, at least, fairly unique.
Glasses. (I don’t know, I’m prejudiced for people with glasses.)
Old women.
I could probably come up with a lot more. We’re all prejudiced in some way. It’s the things that we’re prejudiced about and how attached we are to those prejudices that define us.
If someone carries a gun and they have a normal low-threat job and live in a normal low-threat suburb: wow, that person lives in a fantasy world, and is just looking for an excuse to hurt someone. What an absolute loser.
Crocs
I love my crocs, people who hate on me for them can fuck off hahaha
I fucking hated crocs when they came out.
And then I went on a canoe vacation in Sweden and now I swear by them 😂
One of my closest friends is a nurse (now general practice but did years in hospital A&E) and she wore crocs all the time. Changed my response to them completely.
They’re so stupid looking, but so unfortunately comfortable. I wear a pair indoors all the time, but not to leave the house.
Forgiven
I don’t understand how they are not sweaty as fuck? They are made of plastic, yes?
Back the Blue
A ute with no mud on it. Either it’s brand new, or they have no idea what the point of a ute is, so they bought an overpriced car which is worse for them than an average station wagon
Had to look up what a ute was, for any Americans it’s a pickup truck. And I was going to say the exact same thing, judging people for having a spotless pickup.
“utility truck”
Hm. Cop uniforms. I
accurately appraisejudge them to likely be problematic in all kinds of ways that might threaten my safety and certainly that of others