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Not all olives are making bright green oil though? Not all olives are green. Unripe olives are green and the go purple to black as they ripen. Black olives are fully ripe and d not press bright green.
All olives are green (at some point) lol.
Come on people the internet is right there and you can check this kind of stuff.
I literally state that unripe olives are green.
The olives you press for oil are green though. They have a higher fat content.
And no, they are not all as green as the photo. Even without filtration, just allowing settling , the oil is much more clear. It’s still green though with the taste of olive oil, and a lot of grassy flavors.
#notallolives
I produce olive oil, it goes from green to yellow more or less. So you can choose, Shrek or Jaundice
Maybe they’re just into sickly guys for the inheritance?
Juan dice.
We don’t diss Kermit around here.
Invader Zim…
Ladies, a true paramour has layers
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Edit: after reading the synopsis I think this is just too wholesome for me to poke fun at. Added to reading list.
This book is like a warm hug on a cold day. I can’t recommend it enough
What’s the age range suitability? Got my youngin into D&D, just need books
Hmm, I’d probably call it PG13.
The prologue has some fantasy violence / gore, and the main side plot is lesbian romance. Some sexual tension, and I think a fade to black, but I don’t remember anything explicit.
I don’t know if this would bother you, but the language was like fantasy blue-collar. The protaganist is an orc and curses a lot, but I feel they were fantasy swear words and I don’t remember seeing any F-bombs
The book’s main appeal is this wholesome, cozy vibe though. Even if some of the elements are for adults, it’s got good morals and a heartwarming message
I also liked this book. As an aside, you might like “A Psalm for the Wild Built”. It’s VERY similar in vibe, not fantasy though. Hard to say sci-fi as it doesn’t feel super futuristic other than sentient robots that have disappeared.
I’ll leave it there but it was the same relaxed vibes of L&L.
Were you expecting Prince?!?
Jesus was a Martian confirmed.
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This is the book, The song of Achilles. It is about Achilles and his lover Patroclus during the Trojan war.
I haven’t personally read it, but I doubt aliens figure in heavily.
Is that the one with the wine coloured sea…?
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they probably just meant the colour of olive oil, which is usually a tanned colour.
Still way too green or even yellow for any healthy human person, though. Definitely some serious liver or kidney issues.
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