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This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.
Thank you!
So why did it say Carlos? Just to make a joke on ‘car’?
Hmmm
Take concept of e.g. “Edda van Heemstra Hepburn-Ruston” -> Audrey Hepburn…
Add “stereotyping”…
¡Hola Carlos!
Racism.
I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale … who knows … Carlos could be a dwarf … or a ten foot giant.
…his name is Carlos.
Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !
Or a giant dwarf!
Or a dorf giant!
Dudes rock
How large per Carlos squared?
How many football fields is Carlos?
About 3/200 of a football field, or roughly 24 Big Macs.
Real Big Macs, or ad photo Big Macs that are twice as big?
Around 20 ad-tier Big Macs, or ~31 shrinkflation Big Macs in 2025. Unfortunately the Big Mac as a unit of measurement was standardized way back in '89 so it may not be as consistent with modern-day readings.
Now measuring in Baconators is likely to be more reliable when looking across a longer period of time, but you’ll have to factor in the different conversion ratios depending on whether you’re dealing with a single, double, or triple. The double is the base unit and is defined as 1/71 of a 1995 Ford F150.
Need a longer Carlos. This Carlos is too short for accurate measurement.
Anything but metric
Never seen this applied to South America before. Pretty sure they’d be just as pissed off if you called them Americans as Canadians are if you call them Americans, even if America is in their continents name.
How big is Carlos though? My man could be 6cm.
Five Carlos
Pretty sure that one’s turtley enough for the turtle club.
The classic Carlos comment thread hijack.
Teenage Mutant Dumptruck Turtle?
I’m not good with car sizes, how many Dr Pepper is that ?
It’s the size of a small boulder.
I’m disappointed that nobody here has asked the right question yet:
How many Smoots is a Carlos?
1 smoot, ± an Ɛar
God, the way my laugh echoed in this house.
Shhh… it’s not 9/11.
Carlos can melt steel beams.
And my heart.
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If your axe melts, maybe you’re using the wrong metal
And my dick!
Edit: Bow! I meant bow, I swear!
Turtle pope is real
Behold, dog!
