Private jet?
I don’t think that’s relatively minor to most
Public transport would count for USians, maybe cheap flights for Asians
Pleeeeeeaaasse. It’s just one tiny little private jet and maybe one little tiny pilot to fly me. I hate traveling by air so much. What could be less minor? I think you should reconsider.
Maschendrahtzaun Maschendrahtzaun :(
I was at a wedding tonight and everyone on the dance floor seemed to know what to do with their hands while dancing. I just can’t seem to figure it out.
Smooth joints, by the time I was 14 I already had clicky joints and now if I stand or sit in the wrong way I need to click them back in
My ankles, wrists, fingers and hips pop so loud the secret police would hear it from down the road and bust me in the attic
I’d settle for a non-shy bladder (a social bladder? An extroverted bladder?)
Being an actual person where everything I do isn’t too fancy, wannabe grown, picky, spoiled, or out of my league. I want to wear fun clothes and makeup without everyone gawking at it for trying too hard to look like a real person, or everyone angry that it has nice things it doesn’t deserve. And probably the ability to enjoy music since I lost that after every single genre I enjoyed was either below society or trying too hard to be More Than.
Slightly thicker wrists. Skinny wrists ruin the aesthetics of my arms.
A properly functioning neocortex.
A functional pancreas. Worked perfectly fine for 27 years, then my body just decided it was evil. Super neat.
A big fluffy tail.
The ability to snap my fingers. I can barely make a sound when doing it.
the trick is long fingers. the longer, the bigger the snap
I feel like long fingers would also help out in other facets of life.
Can confirm, got long fingers, can reach the bottom of most jars.
Executive function.
I wish I didn’t have this giant penis.
Well spit it out
Wish I could whistle but I guess I just gotta practice. Also my friends can do that thing where you can move your pectorals but I can’t do that
the trick is long lips. the longer, the higher the pitch
I feel like long lips would also help out in other facets of life.
Do you go to the gym, or do pushups frequently? If you do, you should manage to do that thing with the pectorals after a while
Hair
the trick is long hair. the longer, the more hair you’ll have
I feel like long hair would also help out in other facets of life.
