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Answer the following question Mr. Griffin: “Home of the _____?”
Peter: “H- Home of the Whopper…?”
I wonder what the cost is per Whopper?
well including the humanitarian crisis discount and the urgency in need fee, about 20$
They can’t effectively fight us if they have high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and diarrhea
It makes me laugh when a certain type of veteran likes to act like they’re some self sacrificing hero.
Like bro, you signed up to murder brown kids and eat Burger King.
Yes. Carnism, unsustainability, and environmental destruction are fundamental to imperialism.
Hey, wake up and start the fryer, I think we landed.
“Yeah I did two Tours to Afghanistan.”
“No I’m not in the military, I work at Burger king”
“I still see the Friday Night as the fryer broke in my nightmares…”
Sometimes, it’s preferable to shoot someone than be on the line.
Sneak King?
Not just BK either. Taco Bell, McDonald’s, Pizza Hut, and Wendy’s all have contracts with the military, probably more.
Re: your username. Navy nuke?
Do they do air drops? That would be kinda cool.
No clue. I was a Navy nuke. Not my department
DRONE BARRAGE INCOMING!
“Sir this is a Wendy’s”
It’s a continuous test cycle of logistics. If you can get familiar fast food, XBoxes and other creature comforts to troops stationed half a world away from home, you can get much spicier fare over when circumstances demand.
I ordered stuff from Amazon on deployment lol
That makes sense, actually, yeah. Logistics is a difficult task, take it from an OpenTTD player.
I recall an anecdote about (I think) a Japanese admiral during WWII, who upon realising the US Navy had a ship dedicated to making ice cream, knew that they had lost the war.
I had to look this up. If numbers are down this would make great recruiting material.
The Americans truly fight like kings. Having an ice cream ship is definitely something yoh should all feel patriotic about!
The Americans truly
fight like kingsinvade like colonizers.3 flavors, all you can eat.
Tbf, these had two good reasons. 1, coolant for Project Manhattan if something went horribly wrong with a nuke while getting it to the Pacific theatre. 2, the South Pacific is f-ing brutal without AC when you depend on your armor for safety.
That said, this is clearly an OpSec-related disguise. I’m not military but I’ve heard enough to pretend I saw nothing unless I hear someone inside begging for help. Usually it’s just ammunition transport, so that nobody gets a bright idea to steal military-grade weapons.
If you think that’s just “halfway between Hollywood and reality” BS, look up Project Mogul on wikipedia and keep in mind the CIA can pose as “a former FBI agent” if need be to spread disinformation about military assets. They were terrified the Soviets might get/drop nukes, the more paranoid you are, the more you should be able to relate to spies, generals and anti-terrorist personnel, even if it’s not that likely to go bad in practice.
Remember, the last time military intelligence wasn’t on the ball, 9/11 set the ball rolling for the current mess we’re in. Not that the US under Trump again is in any way fully trustworthy.
The Pacific theater in World War II had entire ships dedicated to distributing ice cream.
I am unaware of any historical evidence they blasted “Turkey In The Straw” when approaching another ship. But we can dream.
entire ships dedicated to distributing ice cream.
Even before biden?
An army marches on its stomach
If you also increase moral at the same time, even better
The only problem is BK sprite literally, not figuratively, tastes like Lysol, in stark contrast to MCD’s “best sprite in the galaxy.”
