I really don’t care, but if we’re playing this game, could we get a hair test?
nobody asked for
Well, that’s not true.
Ketamine goes away in 4-8 hours for most people.
This… most drugs can’t be detected unless they’re currently in your system. Give it 24-48 hours and your test will be clean. Marijuana is one of the few that can appear in urine weeks after using it, and that’s usually if you have a fair amount of body fat. The skinnier you are, the shorter period it’s traceable.
Let’s see him submit to a hair test.
… People constantly say he’s on drugs. This is such a dumb post lol
Also yes he’s on drugs that report is clearly bs
Oh great, a screenshot posted by the guy known to pay people to pretend to be him being good at games, who has spent the last few years— damn I mean the last few months, trying to see whether he can set the bar higher for destroying net worth or the lives of uncountable people all over the world.
How did this dud ever get mistaken for a genius?
My theory: he used to put out press releases about how amazing he is.
My assumption is that he paid a meme troll group to make propaganda about him.
I’ve literally seen “memes” claiming he was some kind of genius because of an attached video of some guy cutting a carton box to fit an object in during a packaging job.
Pretty sure mr “my dad owns stakes in an emerald mine” never did any manual labour in his life.
Many drugs permanently alter your brain. He could’ve been smart at some point but he just took too many/the wrong drugs. Now his intelligence is low enough that he thought it would be cool to hang out with Trump.
…but let’s be honest: You don’t get that rich by being smart. You get that rich by being lucky (and a total scumbag).
All accounts say that he was never particularly bright or capable.
Cuz he was quieter. When I used to think he might be smart is when I never watched any of his interviews or read any of his tweets.
Better to keep your mouth shut and be called a fool than to open it and prove them right.
Never liked him to begin with, but back then I saw him as a visionary. Seems he has been having visions all along.
Even if the test were irrefutably him (and it could be totally fake or someone else), how much would it cost to make an illegal clone of himself? How many do you think Musk could afford? Why should I trust any billionaire?
A pet clone is like 50k, I don’t think cloning a human is technically more challenging, so 50k plus hush money?
Not that that is necessary, you could just get anyones urine.
I was musing with friends recently that there’s no way that there’s no billionaires with illegal clones that they pretend are regular kids already. I mean the tech bro billionaires would eat that shit up once they hear that it’s technically feasible. And Musk is the likeliest idiot to do it imo.
Everyone says he is high, he is visibly high, and he admits to doing drugs on the regular… Clean drug screen!? How fucking stupid does he think everyone is.
I mean, many voted for Trump, so… He’s kinda’ right to think most people are fucking brainless morons.
Very, and his horde of ass kissers “proves it right” to him every day
Even if it’s somehow legit, I don’t know if that doesn’t make the shit he does even worse. You mean he was sober when he did the Nazi salute?!
I used to do a handful of various substances daily. I passed every single urinalysis I took and I was high out of my mind when I would take them it’s called OPP
Ya down with OPP ?!
Yeah! You Know Me !
Edit: I knew how to do drugs and never acted like this dummy. Not once !
Maybe you can explain what this opp actually is??
Other people’s piss. But to get the joke you need to know the song from the 90’s ; O.P.P.
Thanks I’ll look up the song, now that you say it it’s pretty obvious.
“There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!”
First thing that came to mind.
That really irks me in a way. Not the subject of kiddy-diddling being bad, obviously.
Just that, for some reason, music is the only art form where everything you write is taken to mean a first person perspective. Even if you have written about a fictional character and you sing in character, you still get judged as if “you” are the one talking/singing.
The famous example is Money for nothing by Dire Straits, but i could probably find many more. I kind of want music to be able to tell stories, including those about bad people.
For instance, Into the Night was written by the person saying to leave the 16 year old alone in the incident that inspired the song.
So we’re just supposed to believe that the richest man on earth can’t just make up a form, pay wm employee for clean urine, or just pay off the doctor
If he has not enough computer skills to fake such a document, he probably has someone who can. Just like has people playing games for him.
I wonder who’s piss he used?
Who said there was even a test? This is just a bunch of pixels.
Maybe the serialnumber kid?
tecnologia
How can he expect us to believe this when his blood isn’t even on the blockchain?
Well, as much as I’d love to believe him, I can’t. I start immediately asking questions, like, why is every word either all caps or start with a capital letter except for the word “negative”? Could be the way that lab does it, but almost nowhere else seems to.
At least you know he’s positive for all those things.
I think that’s normal according to this random PDF I’ve found
Not saying much, he has an infinite amount of ways of faking it
From all the ways, that is probably the worst argument to dismiss it with.
Yes. I mean this as more of a, “I trust him so little that I automatically pick up the smallest detail and assume he is still lying.”
I would normally give someone the benefit of the doubt.
There are similar documents you can find online and they all look pretty similar, from comparing them, I’d say the document itself is authentic, although that tells us nothing but that the pdf does come from a lab that does drug testing and that it has his name on it. We don’t know if it was his urine, or if he paid to have a clean report or anything the like.
what stood out to me is my name has been printed as Last, First on every medical form i have ever seen!
Ohhh. I didn’t notice that bit. Same.
