Hyponatremia speedrun! :3

You’ve heard about LLMs replacing people…but what about people replacing LLMs? 😆

Sure, I’ll bite. Without the water part tho, I’d literally die. I’ll answer your queries :3
Although…these will be Miisha-style answers…take that as you will.

Source is PinkNews.

  • joostjakob@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    If 20% of your calories came from red meat, how many ChatGPT queries does it take to get to the same volume of water consumed as from you answering this question?

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      Unironically though, assuming you eat 2000 calories per day, you would eat 400 calories of meat (20%). That’s about 200 grams of meat, assuming meat has 200 calories per 100 grams (about the weight of a phone, neat). 75% of meat is water, so 150 grams of water, or 0.15 liters of water, or 150 milliliters. ChatGPT uses 30 milliliters of water per prompt (give or take). So you would need to make 50 ChatGPT queries to match the water intake from meat in a day

    • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      6 hours ago

      Bruh I barely even eat and when I do, it’s definitely NOT red meat, lol. Sugar and snacks and coffee and cookies. Just what growing breasts need :3
      I honestly have no idea about this answer, I just know that red meat uses crazy amounts of water. So, I sometimes try to get my bf to tone it down a bit. But…this godforsaken country, everyone drinks too much beer, eats too much fat and meat and is probably both homophobic and transphobic. I want out, please let me leave 😭

    • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      6 hours ago

      Of course! This is the future, we have powerful, smart LLMs which solve both practical and theoretical problems for us. And they’re so efficient, no water or electricity is wasted! So true, don’t even worry :3
      Big fat fucking /s

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    12 hours ago

    Oh shit, MiishMiish AI, finally I can get;

    The answers to the universe. I need them. Who, what, when, where, why? What are the secrets of the universe queen?

    P.S… Maybe you should be GoddessMiisha for this one tbh… STILL. I believe in MiishMiish

    • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      The answer to the universe…is sex. Because what else would the point of life be than to reproduce? Even if your body physically cannot, you can still trick your brain into thinking you are. And that…triggers a deeply existential wave of dopamine, serotonin and oxytocin 😆
      Who? Everyone. Everyone should fuck. Including you 🫵
      What? Sex. Duh.
      When? ALWAYS.
      Where? In the end, it doesn’t matter. Bed, kitchen, bathroom, forest, out in public, at work…everywhere.
      Why? Because it is the very meaning of life. The very purpose of all living things. TO FUCK.

      This has been my wisdom. I’ll be glad if you follow it 💜


      On a side note tho, GoddessMiisha isn’t half bad! It just feels…a bit too arrogant rn. Maybe if I ever actually pass, that’s the username I’ll use. Maybe…probably won’t tho, passing isn’t happening.

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    1 day ago

    “The letter ‘s’ appears twice in the word ‘Mississippi’”

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      18 hours ago

      class HornyQueenMiisha is a class derived from the Miisha and HornyMiisha classes. Since this world supports multiple inheritance, the class extends two classes at once. The class includes all the features and methods from the Miisha class (concerningly self-deprecating humor) and the HornyMiisha class (EXTREME displays of arousal and libido) as well as added features of sarcastic, arrogant, sometimes almost posh humor (hence the reference to royalty). This class solves all of the world’s problems and it can be thought of as a “god object”. Therefore, it should be used liberally.

      In other words, it’s still me, the same person. Please use me :3

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    19 hours ago

    The turtoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can’t, not without for your help.

    But you’re not helping. why is that?

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      18 hours ago

      That’s unfair 😭
      I would help, is the thing. I’d help an animal any time, especially in a dire situation like this.
      Actually, gimme a sec. I’ll be there right away.

      let tortoise_position: (usize, usize) = get_nearest_flipped_tortoise_position();
      let mut miisha_ref: &mut Miisha = MiishaManager.get_miisha_mut();
      miisha.teleport_instantly(tortoise_position);
      

      I’ll be there. I’ll help that tortoise!

      It’s been a while since I’ve written any Rust, please forgive me 😭
      Authentic LLM experience tho: even the pseudocode sucks ass, lol

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        mrowww love me some code in the comments

        data Emotion = Happy | Sad
        
        vivvyEmotion :: Emotion
        vivvyEmotion = Sad
        
        miishaPosts :: Emotion -> Emotion
        miishaPosts Sad = Happy
        miishaPosts Happy = Happy
        
        currentEmotion :: Emotion
        currentEmotion = miishaPosts vivvyEmotion
        
        — currentEmotion will 
        — always equal Happy 
        — because of miishaPosts
        
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    23 hours ago

    closed-loop water cooling systems are getting more common place, so this argument gets less applicable over time, but sure <3

    what can I do to gain any sort of relevance on 196 when miisha keeps putting nsfw-leaning reposts on here, grabbing everyone’s attention? i feel somewhat worthless now since before, Lemmy always felt like a place where my output matters to others but now I feel a bit drowned out.

    I thought of kinda being an antagonist in a sense, presenting soft mothering, somewhat spicy things which sit better with certain people, but it appears people like the more direct very physical bits more. I know likes aren’t everything, but they certainly are a number of how many people liked the post.

    j don’t want to lean more into the physical spicy direction, I live in the aftercare and making-someone-feel-safe space rather than the very adult literal nsfw content type stuff but I now feel a push to go that direction. changing the style or directions feels wrong and I won’t do it. but I’ll certainly have to look for other sources of encouragement and validation now I think.

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      gain any sort of relevance on 196

      I’m sorry to be scolding you, you’re a nice person, but what kind of attitude is that?! Is this a competition?

      You’re already notorious with your distinct handwriting and daily posts, this is just a bit of what I remember off the top of my head:
      your account is @Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone (as displayed by my client) but actually you’re maria from Germany, you like drawing and mr. blåhaj, and you sometimes make crunchy chocolate milk and prefer qwen to SaaS LLMs or media generators.

      Yes, Miisha’s level of posting has been excessive and with so much attention I directed at supporting her, I’ve seen fewer of your posts, but it’s the kind of energy influx this community needed. There will be more 196 subscribers and they will come to love your posts, too.

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        16 hours ago

        why block miisha? I mean… I won’t, for now, but u said it so plainly that it makes me think there is a reason I should have thought if by now. sure, spicy,… iguess. hmm-

        I won’t open a community for now, especially since not everything I do is wholesome

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      what can I do to gain any sort of relevance on 196 when miisha keeps putting nsfw-leaning reposts on here, grabbing everyone’s attention?

      I’m sorry…I didn’t want to make this a competition. Don’t worry tho, my stash of memes has run out. I’ll be posting much less frequently now.

      i feel somewhat worthless now since before, Lemmy always felt like a place where my output matters to others but now I feel a bit drowned out

      Hey, umm…this might come across as harsh and I’m sorry, but you should really value yourself and not just for your social media posts. I’ve seen your posts. They’re great! And they all seem to be OC. But…there’s more to you than your posts, isn’t there?

      it appears people like the more direct very physical bits more

      I’m sorry, but I’m gonna be perfectly honest here: how I present myself on Lemmy is how I genuinely am. I am direct and physical and very NSFW irl. It’s neither a joke nor a bit to attract people’s attention. I’m glad that people like it, but it’s not something I do specifically for them.

      I know likes aren’t everything, but they certainly are a number of how many people liked the post.

      Likes definitely aren’t everything. And it’s a tough trap to get out of…
      I’ve fallen victim to it before. Not here, on Reddit. Please…try to stay out of the jaws of that trap ❤️

      j don’t want to lean more into the physical spicy direction, I live in the aftercare and making-someone-feel-safe space rather than the very adult literal nsfw content type stuff but I now feel a push to go that direction

      Please…don’t try to be someone you’re not. Certainly not because of Lemmy, where karma doesn’t even matter. You don’t have to change. In fact, please don’t.

      but I’ll certainly have to look for other sources of encouragement and validation now I think.

      Again…I’m really sorry. I never meant this as a competition or as a way to take away your sources of validation. I’m sorry, my manic phase is over, my stash has run out and I won’t be as active as I used to be those couple of days.

      This isn’t a competition. Instead of working against each other, we could work together. Or at least, I’d like that. So please…accept my apology. I really didn’t mean for this to happen 💙

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        aaaaaaaa no i didnt wanna make u feel bad… I was honestly hoping for a more canned language model response.

        I have found that Pinterest is an awesome source of posts. they are never straight up nsfw but they are great and nice.

        also I think its wonderful that u present urself here. I’d rather have u here loud and clear than not have u, okay? <3

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          It’s ok <3

          I’ve never used Pinterest, but I’ll check it out! I honestly prefer the horny ones tho

          I’d rather have u here loud and clear than not have u, okay? <3

          Hey, same goes for you! I do like your posts and I appreciate the OC here. I think this community needs more.
          Also, thank you 🩷

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            22 hours ago

            hmnaw ur so sweet <3

            I also rarely use it, but every time I do… umm… if u find a good starting point… its umm… u find good stuff. yes. kinda in every direction u could want. the peeps there are sweet.

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      There’s a big difference between being a poster and a reposter, I ain’t throwing shade either way, we’re comparing apples to oranges here. You bring the heartfelt OC. They say that horniness passes or fades but companionship can last for ever. Don’t sweat the numbers - you’re playing different games on different timeframes… but, although I’m not a Blahajian so my views don’t really need to be considered here, I think you both drive this community, and engagement, forward; in your own ways. Keep up the good work.

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      closed-loop water cooling systems are getting more common place, so this argument gets less applicable over time, but sure <3

      Closed loops systems only work if the loop is kept closed. Its generally cheaper to install a closed loop system to say you have one, but then leave the loop open…

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        well then they are just lying. yes, evaporative cooling is more efficient to cool with but… the labs are aware of like - the bad evil water problems they are causing and… I like to believe that at least some of them aren’t lying when saying they use closed loop stuff. But ye, some are probably lying about it.

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          the problem with evaporative cooling is that it only cools down to about 100°C, below that it basically doesn’t do anything. meanwhile fresh river water can get you down to about 20°C.

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            yes, evaporative cooling is meh of course. closed loop is the way to go even if it… well… requires to actually cool the water.

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    @flexbot Miisha prove that, by repeatedly adding a rational number that is greater than one to a perfect square, you will always get an infinite amount of perfect squares

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        Prove that for any q rational number greater than one and for any perfect square q there exists a natural number n that is not equal to zero so that s+q*n is a perfect square

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      I can’t anymore. No more proofing. Math and proofing are now disabled 😭
      I’d rather post nudes than even think of math for a second more…

      rm *math*
      sysctl -w miisha.math.enabled=false
      
      • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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        NSFW, TMI

        I think I’m “wasted” in the sense that this body is wasted on me. I should start a freaking OnlyFans fr 😭

        Zero gallons. If anything, I’m thirsty. I’m quite efficient! :3

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          Please use your gallons to run a nice warm bubblebath. You deserve it.

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            Aww, thanks! ♥️

            Gross, TMI

            I actually showered just yesterday. This is gonna be gross as fuck, but thanks to HRT, I no longer get as oily (or smelly, I always smell amazing!) and I can go preeetty long without a shower.
            I still shower regularly ofc

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        I think that’s only part of the story, honestly. Paradoxically enough, I’m in a superposition: I’m simultaneously hard and easy.