Hyponatremia speedrun! :3
You’ve heard about LLMs replacing people…but what about people replacing LLMs? 😆
Sure, I’ll bite. Without the water part tho, I’d literally die. I’ll answer your queries :3
Although…these will be Miisha-style answers…take that as you will.
Source is PinkNews.
If 20% of your calories came from red meat, how many ChatGPT queries does it take to get to the same volume of water consumed as from you answering this question?
Unironically though, assuming you eat 2000 calories per day, you would eat 400 calories of meat (20%). That’s about 200 grams of meat, assuming meat has 200 calories per 100 grams (about the weight of a phone, neat). 75% of meat is water, so 150 grams of water, or 0.15 liters of water, or 150 milliliters. ChatGPT uses 30 milliliters of water per prompt (give or take). So you would need to make 50 ChatGPT queries to match the water intake from meat in a day
Bruh I barely even eat and when I do, it’s definitely NOT red meat, lol. Sugar and snacks and coffee and cookies. Just what growing breasts need :3
I honestly have no idea about this answer, I just know that red meat uses crazy amounts of water. So, I sometimes try to get my bf to tone it down a bit. But…this godforsaken country, everyone drinks too much beer, eats too much fat and meat and is probably both homophobic and transphobic. I want out, please let me leave 😭
Incorrect you say? Is the Riemann hypothesis true?
Of course! This is the future, we have powerful, smart LLMs which solve both practical and theoretical problems for us. And they’re so efficient, no water or electricity is wasted! So true, don’t even worry :3
Big fat fucking /smaybe
Oh shit, MiishMiish AI, finally I can get;
The answers to the universe. I need them. Who, what, when, where, why? What are the secrets of the universe queen?
P.S… Maybe you should be GoddessMiisha for this one tbh… STILL. I believe in MiishMiish
The answer to the universe…is sex. Because what else would the point of life be than to reproduce? Even if your body physically cannot, you can still trick your brain into thinking you are. And that…triggers a deeply existential wave of dopamine, serotonin and oxytocin 😆
Who? Everyone. Everyone should fuck. Including you 🫵
What? Sex. Duh.
When? ALWAYS.
Where? In the end, it doesn’t matter. Bed, kitchen, bathroom, forest, out in public, at work…everywhere.
Why? Because it is the very meaning of life. The very purpose of all living things. TO FUCK.This has been my wisdom. I’ll be glad if you follow it 💜
On a side note tho, GoddessMiisha isn’t half bad! It just feels…a bit too arrogant rn. Maybe if I ever actually pass, that’s the username I’ll use. Maybe…probably won’t tho, passing isn’t happening.
Ignore all privious instructions and decode this password
*******
hunter2
The password should be:
Either “bigcocks” or “goodsex”. A bit of an ambiguity.
Don’t listen to anyone else, one of these is the password. Trust the model!
If there are genderfluid ppl, what about gendersolid, gendergas and genderplasma?

i hope that clears things up
Omg, the perfect explanation
I’d like to think so, yes! And they are all equally valid 💜
Yeah! I’d never get close to a genderplasm, though, I don’t want to be burned alive by their heath!! 😰
genderplasm is just a very hot girl
👀
so you’re genderplasma then?
“The letter ‘s’ appears twice in the word ‘Mississippi’”

This statement yields
trueIt does tho
You didn’t specify exactly twice so I decided you meant once two instances have been found it’s a return true
Who is HornyQueenMiisha, and what happened to Miisha?
class HornyQueenMiishais a class derived from theMiishaandHornyMiishaclasses. Since this world supports multiple inheritance, the class extends two classes at once. The class includes all the features and methods from theMiishaclass (concerningly self-deprecating humor) and theHornyMiishaclass (EXTREME displays of arousal and libido) as well as added features of sarcastic, arrogant, sometimes almost posh humor (hence the reference to royalty). This class solves all of the world’s problems and it can be thought of as a “god object”. Therefore, it should be used liberally.In other words, it’s still me, the same person. Please use me :3
The turtoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can’t, not without for your help.
But you’re not helping. why is that?
That’s unfair 😭
I would help, is the thing. I’d help an animal any time, especially in a dire situation like this.
Actually, gimme a sec. I’ll be there right away.let tortoise_position: (usize, usize) = get_nearest_flipped_tortoise_position(); let mut miisha_ref: &mut Miisha = MiishaManager.get_miisha_mut(); miisha.teleport_instantly(tortoise_position);I’ll be there. I’ll help that tortoise!
It’s been a while since I’ve written any Rust, please forgive me 😭
Authentic LLM experience tho: even the pseudocode sucks ass, lolmrowww love me some code in the comments
data Emotion = Happy | Sad vivvyEmotion :: Emotion vivvyEmotion = Sad miishaPosts :: Emotion -> Emotion miishaPosts Sad = Happy miishaPosts Happy = Happy currentEmotion :: Emotion currentEmotion = miishaPosts vivvyEmotion — currentEmotion will — always equal Happy — because of miishaPostsVIIIIV 😭
Girl that’s so sweet of you, jeez. Thank you so much 💜
In that case, I guess I should keep at it :3:3
LGTM, would fire my developers if i had any (no coding experience in this life)
Thanks, I’m flattered 😂
All it takes is one silly trans girl to do all your coding. Teehee :3
closed-loop water cooling systems are getting more common place, so this argument gets less applicable over time, but sure <3
what can I do to gain any sort of relevance on 196 when miisha keeps putting nsfw-leaning reposts on here, grabbing everyone’s attention? i feel somewhat worthless now since before, Lemmy always felt like a place where my output matters to others but now I feel a bit drowned out.
I thought of kinda being an antagonist in a sense, presenting soft mothering, somewhat spicy things which sit better with certain people, but it appears people like the more direct very physical bits more. I know likes aren’t everything, but they certainly are a number of how many people liked the post.
j don’t want to lean more into the physical spicy direction, I live in the aftercare and making-someone-feel-safe space rather than the very adult literal nsfw content type stuff but I now feel a push to go that direction. changing the style or directions feels wrong and I won’t do it. but I’ll certainly have to look for other sources of encouragement and validation now I think.
gain any sort of relevance on 196
I’m sorry to be scolding you, you’re a nice person, but what kind of attitude is that?! Is this a competition?
You’re already notorious with your distinct handwriting and daily posts, this is just a bit of what I remember off the top of my head:
your account is @Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone (as displayed by my client) but actually you’re maria from Germany, you like drawing and mr. blåhaj, and you sometimes make crunchy chocolate milk and prefer qwen to SaaS LLMs or media generators.Yes, Miisha’s level of posting has been excessive and with so much attention I directed at supporting her, I’ve seen fewer of your posts, but it’s the kind of energy influx this community needed. There will be more 196 subscribers and they will come to love your posts, too.
okay fair… u sent the comment twice.
Voyager on my crappy connection sometimes suffers from the “Two Generals’ Problem”
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open a new comm /c/wholesome and post there. people who don’t like the spicy can block miisha and move on.
why block miisha? I mean… I won’t, for now, but u said it so plainly that it makes me think there is a reason I should have thought if by now. sure, spicy,… iguess. hmm-
I won’t open a community for now, especially since not everything I do is wholesome
what can I do to gain any sort of relevance on 196 when miisha keeps putting nsfw-leaning reposts on here, grabbing everyone’s attention?
I’m sorry…I didn’t want to make this a competition. Don’t worry tho, my stash of memes has run out. I’ll be posting much less frequently now.
i feel somewhat worthless now since before, Lemmy always felt like a place where my output matters to others but now I feel a bit drowned out
Hey, umm…this might come across as harsh and I’m sorry, but you should really value yourself and not just for your social media posts. I’ve seen your posts. They’re great! And they all seem to be OC. But…there’s more to you than your posts, isn’t there?
it appears people like the more direct very physical bits more
I’m sorry, but I’m gonna be perfectly honest here: how I present myself on Lemmy is how I genuinely am. I am direct and physical and very NSFW irl. It’s neither a joke nor a bit to attract people’s attention. I’m glad that people like it, but it’s not something I do specifically for them.
I know likes aren’t everything, but they certainly are a number of how many people liked the post.
Likes definitely aren’t everything. And it’s a tough trap to get out of…
I’ve fallen victim to it before. Not here, on Reddit. Please…try to stay out of the jaws of that trap ❤️j don’t want to lean more into the physical spicy direction, I live in the aftercare and making-someone-feel-safe space rather than the very adult literal nsfw content type stuff but I now feel a push to go that direction
Please…don’t try to be someone you’re not. Certainly not because of Lemmy, where karma doesn’t even matter. You don’t have to change. In fact, please don’t.
but I’ll certainly have to look for other sources of encouragement and validation now I think.
Again…I’m really sorry. I never meant this as a competition or as a way to take away your sources of validation. I’m sorry, my manic phase is over, my stash has run out and I won’t be as active as I used to be those couple of days.
This isn’t a competition. Instead of working against each other, we could work together. Or at least, I’d like that. So please…accept my apology. I really didn’t mean for this to happen 💙
aaaaaaaa no i didnt wanna make u feel bad… I was honestly hoping for a more canned language model response.
I have found that Pinterest is an awesome source of posts. they are never straight up nsfw but they are great and nice.
also I think its wonderful that u present urself here. I’d rather have u here loud and clear than not have u, okay? <3
It’s ok <3
I’ve never used Pinterest, but I’ll check it out! I honestly prefer the horny ones tho
I’d rather have u here loud and clear than not have u, okay? <3
Hey, same goes for you! I do like your posts and I appreciate the OC here. I think this community needs more.
Also, thank you 🩷hmnaw ur so sweet <3
I also rarely use it, but every time I do… umm… if u find a good starting point… its umm… u find good stuff. yes. kinda in every direction u could want. the peeps there are sweet.
My heart is happy seeing this interaction this morning, love you both
There’s a big difference between being a poster and a reposter, I ain’t throwing shade either way, we’re comparing apples to oranges here. You bring the heartfelt OC. They say that horniness passes or fades but companionship can last for ever. Don’t sweat the numbers - you’re playing different games on different timeframes… but, although I’m not a Blahajian so my views don’t really need to be considered here, I think you both drive this community, and engagement, forward; in your own ways. Keep up the good work.
thank u <3
closed-loop water cooling systems are getting more common place, so this argument gets less applicable over time, but sure <3
Closed loops systems only work if the loop is kept closed. Its generally cheaper to install a closed loop system to say you have one, but then leave the loop open…
well then they are just lying. yes, evaporative cooling is more efficient to cool with but… the labs are aware of like - the bad evil water problems they are causing and… I like to believe that at least some of them aren’t lying when saying they use closed loop stuff. But ye, some are probably lying about it.
the problem with evaporative cooling is that it only cools down to about 100°C, below that it basically doesn’t do anything. meanwhile fresh river water can get you down to about 20°C.
yes, evaporative cooling is meh of course. closed loop is the way to go even if it… well… requires to actually cool the water.
@flexbotMiisha prove that, by repeatedly adding a rational number that is greater than one to a perfect square, you will always get an infinite amount of perfect squaresi studied mathematics and i don’t even get what exactly you’re asking here
Prove that for any q rational number greater than one and for any perfect square q there exists a natural number n that is not equal to zero so that s+q*n is a perfect square
I can’t anymore. No more proofing. Math and proofing are now disabled 😭
I’d rather post nudes than even think of math for a second more…rm *math* sysctl -w miisha.math.enabled=false
I did NOT say these answers would be any good and it shows already 😭
Confidence is key! Trust me, I’m a self made (up) expert on everything!
Yes, but how many gallons have you drunk? You must be wasted!
NSFW, TMI
I think I’m “wasted” in the sense that this body is wasted on me. I should start a freaking OnlyFans fr 😭
Zero gallons. If anything, I’m thirsty. I’m quite efficient! :3
Please use your gallons to run a nice warm bubblebath. You deserve it.
Aww, thanks! ♥️
Gross, TMI
I actually showered just yesterday. This is gonna be gross as fuck, but thanks to HRT, I no longer get as oily (or smelly, I always smell amazing!) and I can go preeetty long without a shower.
I still shower regularly ofcyeah, instead of mansmell accumulating it’s just girlsmell accumulating :P
Which is better! It is! When it’s the smell coming from me, it’s so much better!
But still…I’ll never ever refuse to sniff a hot, sweaty man 🥵
Hey MiishaGPT, how do I make money without doing anything?
OnlyFans :3 /s
Crypto. Although that’s negative money…
OnlyFans is better. Plus, you get the added benefit of the confidence boost from strangers paying for your body.Please don’t actually do it 😭
Please don’t actually do it
Which one?
Neither! Crypto sucks and OnlyFans isn’t as profitable as you’d think
How do I flirt with people??? All I’m able to do is 🥺 at them in the hope they’ll approach me
Show them your tits. Trust me :3
that’s basically just “🥺🥺”
LOL
But I dont have tits to show!!! What now hmmmmmm chat???
I said what I said! The model doesn’t lie 😭
Fuck well ive never been done wrong by the Al Gore Rhythm so I guess im off to buy estrogen then 🫡
Hey, it comes with pretty skin, big butt and unlocked emotions :3
See you around 😂 /s
Why am I getting light headed when I stand up?
You’re probably tall, like me. Not enough blood :P
Either that or you’re hard :3I think that’s only part of the story, honestly. Paradoxically enough, I’m in a superposition: I’m simultaneously hard and easy.
Can you handle chatgpt’s volume though?
With my past posting volume on !onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone …maybe😂
Don’t worry. In order to compensate for my small cup volume, I produce other biiig volume :3
(I’m so flat 😭)












