I think that behavior is just the crowd following itself. You know you are ‘of the crowd’ because you do it too.
Can I pls get the meme template without text if someone has it?
Doesn’t appear to exist without the text. She goes by Zoe101anddone.
I had sciatica that seems to be progressing into cauda equina…basically now my buttocks, perineum, inner thigh, cock, asshole, and balls are all numb.
So yeah, I am checking to make sure it’s still there.
And also farts feel fucking weird.
Omg, that sounds terrible! I hope it doesn’t keep progressing and they get it figured out soon. I’m glad it’s still there. 😅
Ahhhh… im presuming you’re aware that’s generally classified a medical emergency
Yeah.
My Ortho doesn’t seem to think so or maybe I’d get a fucking phone call back instead of me having to call his office twice a goddamn day and play phone tag with his receptionist.
I called on Wednesday. He ordered an MRI
yesterdaythat day and now it’s caught in hospital red tape.Had I gone into the ER I’d have some answers and a huge bill by now.
I’m half guessing I’ll get a call on Monday saying I should’ve gone to the ER on Wednesday, but that’s why I fucking called in the first place.
Edit: I called my ortho’s office/on-call and got through to him…he agrees that it’s worrisome but likely not an emergency unless also met with incontinence. He is rushing my MRI order and getting me started on a steroid.
All the best , I hope you have a good outcome
Animals. All of you.
Duh it’s a hand warmer. Men are just to stubborn to admit when they are cold.
Built in stress toy
fidget spinner
I’ve heard a story about someone who lost his penis. Its worth double checking its its still there from time to time
Haha, classic… But also, consider the following.
Gonna have to imagine it till I get back to PC…
Actually, I DONT want to imagine based on that title, and what I remember of the channel… (Whang taught me about the MLP jar heater incident. Great narrator for that level of content)
Agreed, and it’s certainly along the same lines of content.
Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.
I just like grabbing, squeezing and petting it and making it tingle.
If that’s something your struggle to control, there is a solution to that problem…
The solution to enjoying touching your genitalia is sex reassignment surgery?
🤣
As a lesbian I find this oddly …satisfying to look at.
As a man of culture… I concur.
As a human being with eyeballs, I agree as well.
As a human with no eyeballs, that caption made me cum an anchor
As a human being with a penis, through which narry an anchor could pass, I am upset.
Nice 😏
It’s a fair cop.
Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.
Girls who complain about this or laugh at it aren’t admitting they do it with their boobs when there’s no dudes around. Ask a trusted woman in your life.
I just showed my wife this meme and she literally said “we do the same thing with our boobs.”
You got an honest one, congrats
My wife pulls the “under-over” when she’s not wearing a bra.
Forearm under one boob, hand (holding phone) on top of the other. Sometimes I’m jealous of her little shelf…
Woman here: nope. But I do sometimes put a hand down my pants like this.
Well I don’t trust you, so
Then you understand and are wise.
Name checks out as usual
😂😂🤣
If you have to ask that question, you ain’t got one. And if you don’t know why I’m sitting exactly like that right now, you ain’t never gonna understand.
Yeah that “no reason” is a pretty serious misunderstanding.
Tape your buttcheeks together for a couple hours. That’s a decent approximation of the nutsack environment.
I don’t know how else to describe it other than that it’s just warm and comfy. I found myself doing that a lot when my hands were cold in the winter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Reading all the responses on this comment, I definitely love how this comm wouldn’t be this comm if everyone didn’t talked about balls, cocks, tits, asses and pussies.
I love this comm! *Wiggles everbody’s balls*
But didn’t that make your dick cold/shrink? Does the shrinking hurt? It seems like it would.
It does not hurt haha
It does hurt and I need you to touch it to make it warm again.
Shrinking does not hurt, what gave you that idea?
Me, it just seems like it would, I dunno.
It’s rather the opposite, the shrinking makes for less small accidents because the junk gets less trapped or dangling in the way.
It feels like your nipples getting soft
Oh, ok, well that sounds fine… But they get hard when they’re cold. Thinking about it, it’s kinda odd you don’t get hard when you’re cold too. (Or maybe you do, but I meant all guys.)
Wait a minute. You’re right. Why DOESN’T it get hard when cold like my nipples!? What the hell!?
Because your nipples get hard due to the erectile muscles (same as goosebumps, a holdover from when we were hairier), and your scrotum is constantly adjusting to keep the ideal temp for sperm production/genital function.
Shrinkage doesn’t hurt at all, unless you start pulling on the ballsack skin to stretch it again. That can hurt a little.
Why would you do that‽ 😬😂
Sometime for fun, sometimes for profit, but most of the time it’s boredom.
I’m intrigued by making profit from tugging on my ballskin
Subscribe to watch me stretch my ballsack skin live on camera
seconded, anything helps in this economy
67% of men (compared to 25% of women) choose to shock themselves rather than do nothing (https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1250830)
Oh god I felt that /wince
Being locally cold doesn’t make it shrink that much, being globally cold does. It’s a response to your core body temp primarily.
TIL, fascinating.
Too much heat inside pants, not enough heat in hands. Cup the balls and everyone is happy.
If it shrinking hurt, I and many other women like me would be in trouble lmao
Why? I just meant from the cold when it was already soft. Not shrinking back down from being hard.
Edit: Ah, maybe I get it, I dunno… Hopefully that wasn’t offensive.
I meant the shrinkage from hrt lol but from personal experience the feeling of hrt shrinkage has been about what it felt like on cold days, minus y’know the cold feeling.
That said, I think every testicular possessor knows that feeling when you pull out a pair of undies on a winter morning and the cold fabric pushes against them and you flinch in response. It’s not quite pain, but all your torso muscles contracting in reflex might be painful.
Cold shrinkage, in my opinion, isn’t painful.
Don’t worry about being offensive, I genuinely can’t think of how you could have been offensive with that comment.
Heh. Like walking into cold water, the moment it reaches the base of your balls… Eeeek!
Thank you for sharing and that’s good, I hope it keeps shrinking, lol.
I dunno, people get offended by random things I never consider until it’s too late. For some reason, I didn’t even register it as a trans statement until after I tapped post and then I felt bad.
Gotta give it some breathing room and move it around. No one else does it for me :(
Aww ☹️
Somebody will move it for you some day!
If my wife started trying to make sure my dick could breath and my balls werent sticking to my thigh… 🤨 stop.
Check for baby fever
Thank you cutie. Wish you the best too
I hear that brother!
Women do it too it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes pussy goop.
Gwyneth…??
Some women have a penis and also do it, it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes girlcock
Confirmed with sample size of X=1
:3
girlcock
Band name
It’s a pretty common nickname for what it is
True but also it would be a great name for a punk band specifically
All trans girl punk band IMO
I also think it could work as an all cis boy act if they were aggressively and overtly feminist and lgbtq+ supportive with their lyrics and/or behavior
Stolen valour IMO
First single: pussy goop
The gock
…no.
Prove it.
For me, it’s like a quick in and out (no double entendre intended) vs a prolonged stay.
… I’m hungry all of a sudden
