It’s honestly so wild to live in a post-meaning world. Words are just frivolous, how they’re used so vague and broad, that we no longer have a shared, fact-based reality. We live in a mad, mad world.
If we’re just renaming things, I wanna rename Mar-a-lago to “Nuclear Waste Dump Site #1”.
Already a huge toxic threat there so the name is apt
What a time to be alive.
In tonights top headline, MoonPieTown man gets eaten by alligator while trying to retrieve dropped bath salts…
While we’re speaking of moons, can we rename the mom? I can see it from America, so technically it’s ours to name.
This is false advertising. Moon pies are objectively disgusting, not delicious.
This is how I feel about them–most of the time. Every once in a while I get an itch and really enjoy them. I’m feeling itchy.
You don’t like the taste of cardboard, sugar, and a veneer of “chocolate?”
Bro? Cardboard?
The rest of us work for a living: paper-based board product.
Where can you buy some nice asian cream pies?
shut up, brand
People are joking now, but the long term goal of Neoliberals will be states being auctioned off to the highest bidder.
First it will just be sponsorship with the name. Then it will be a mandatory consultation for every law in the making. Then it will be a right to veto a number of laws every year. Then it will be the right to approve or reject candidates in every election held in the state.
Cyberpunk is when New Text Document
we’re in a ‘cyberpunk dystopia’ without the punk…
…and the cyber…fuck.
I don’t necessarily like how the community is run on lemmy, so I won’t link it, but it’s apt to say, this is a boring dystopia.
I love this meme
Eh, I’ll let some PR intern talk shit.
This is the most reasonable reaction I’ve ever read. I shall adopt this reaction.
i get dibs on california im renaming it chadistan
Staten Island is Bakashima バカ島 as of today
yes that too
We should have listened to Bugs all those years ago and just cut Florida off the US
The Gulf of WHAT NOW!?
Florida is America’s wang. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.
From now on, America means everything from the continents except the USA. Which is now called the Boo S A
Nah, MoonPieTown is America’s wang.
No it’s not. It’s the butthole. There’s nothing but shit in it!
Washington DC is the wang. Thats where America fucks everyone from.
So to explain the shape it is America’s prolapsed colon?
Fun fact: Florida used to be longer. Go ahead, look up the maps from the 1800s…
You mean moonpietown used to be longer?
Yes, Moonpietown used to be longer, until they cut their nuts off and donated them to Mississippi and Alabama.