Robot wearing a human skin, FNAF was not supposed to be an instruction manual.
“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,” said the Kentucky Senator, presumably lost in thought at the magnitude of the Republicans’ defeat.
Absolutely vicious!
Maybe he will be finally allowed to rot in peace?
did he have a stroke?
More than likely, several. I had a couple myself and am not nearly as vegetative as Turtleboy. I am a turnip, mind you, but still a lot better.
I am a turnip, mind you, but still a lot better.
Username does not check out
no for real can they make his people prove he’s… not animatronic? like fuck
I hate to break it to you guys but it looks like he’s happily shitting his pants. He’ll die soon but someone is cleaning up his mess.
You alright there mitch? Give us the thumbs up
He’s like some docile zombie. May he be experiencing hell in this state of living death.
I hope he’s miserable and in terrible pain. But I know that fucking over the dems would be his dying wish, no matter how morbid it went; hopefully they’ll let him die now but seeing how underwater the GOP is in the senate I wouldn’t hold my breath.
Unfortunately he probably has this puppetteering requested in his will just to have one last chance at fucking over Democrats. He’s that much of a spiteful POS
Thanks, I Hate It
This gif legit freaks me out. That weird perma-smile is just so uncanny valley, it’s creepy af.
The uncanny valley of likely a disease detection and avoidance system. In those pictures, he looks like he has significant brain damage. You’re supposed to feel some revulsion, to keep you safe.
Yeah, I read at one point that that is exactly the evolutionary purpose of uncanny valley. So you steer clear of people who seem almost human, but not quite right. Since they were generally sick in some fashion, like you said.
Now you know how the rest of the world feels about USian mandatory smiles in every human interaction.
Bro hates happiness 😭
Gtfo with that noise. Intentional smiling is encouraged by zen teachers worldwide.
Also, show me one scene in ‘Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter… and Spring’ or ‘Why Has Bodhi-Dharma Left for the East?’ where anyone does ‘intentional smiling’.
I enjoy smiling. I enjoy being happy.
Oh yeah, USians are so happy. I open Reddit and Lemmy every day and see feeds full of USians chirping about how their lives are packed with happiness.
Weird definition of “mandatory” you have
That’s the look of a man living life to the fullest
Living?
if terry schiavo had a back brace she would look like this
Fuck, did they embalm him??
This Goa’uld needs a new host body
Indeed
I want a confirmed heartbeat on that, I’ve seen 60s Disney land animatronics with more liveness!
Hot stock tip: formaldehyde
The Onion is just…good at this, aren’t they?
This is The Beaverton good sir.
The either has to be italicized or lowercase, and it’s such a little thing but it’s driving me slightly mad.
Because both The Onion and The Beaverton have ‘The’ in their titles, the italics is emphasizing the difference between them… Though I don’t know if that’s correct, and on reread, it does bug me too.
Might make you less mad to read the italics as emphasis. because they’re emphasizing just that word because, that’s the one word that needed to be changed to correct the mistake.
No no no, it’s like The Ohio State University
Screw that I’m rooting for An Ohio State University. Go Kent State Dodgers!
stop, please, I can’t
But that’s how everyone says it!
I hope he’s lucid enough to know what’s going on. It would be a great way for him to go out, knowing his party is in a shambles.
Just perfect.
The Beaverton has no chill.
I wonder if Republicans will finally (and coincidentally) discover that he’s “died.”
Expect that news later this week
Weekend At Mitch’s
Bro looks like someone destroyed his phylactery.
been calling him litch mcconnel for years
LIVE
Proof?
He looks so happy!
He’s getting the best healthcare (that he worked so hard to block for the rest of us when they were gutting the ACA).
I always thought that they should have the same healthcare that returning soldiers have. Put them all in the VA.
Turns out the best US healthcare can straight up reanimate the dead.
