Fancy cupcakes are 70% icing, really not that nice and a waste of money
Things where better when the internet was one spot in your house. Not in your pocket at all times
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The contemporary disdain for postmodernism was a Psy op designed to completely destroy philosophy from the inside. And the supposed replacements for post modernism (metamodernism or whatever) were just pop culture millennial distractions that just took attention away from the philosophical issues of the inadequacies of language and crisis of our communications systems. We became stuck in limbo. Cultural conversation dumbed down by useless culture wars articulated in low attention span pop culture commentary and therapy speak.
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Had my boss bring over twinkies from the states because I was curious. Holy moly that stuff is sweet, it’s like distilled sugar or something.
Omg I totally agree. I went to America a few years ago and the bread was so sugary
I don’t eat American white bread either, most other Americans I know eat sourdough or ‘actual’ bread, not that weird loaf of angel food cake they call bread here lol
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Its not just baked goods, we put sugar/corn syrup in everything! sausages don’t need to be sweetened! Vegetables don’t need to be sweetened!
And then we add excessive amounts of salt to counterbalance the sweetness.
It’s not just the baked products either!
I just bought some lemon pepper seasoning.
Now you’d t think that the top ingredient would be either lemon, pepper, or salt right?
Well uh, no. It’s sugar for some reason.
As an American, yes they do and it sucks. Especially since I’m trying to lower my sugar consumption due to my family history of type 2 diabetes
Probably the last one I’m standing on.
The “phones are bad and suck your life away” crowd has gotten way too big. Yes, it’s easy to waste time on them, but that’s just something you gotta learn, like not watching TV series all night. You’re a grown up, deal with it. Also maybe you feel bad for spending all that time on your phone just because feeling bad for that feels cool? It’s actually your life you can spend it however you want. You don’t need to be productive or successful to be a worthy human. Be a lazy shit that plays stupid phone games while on a train to work.
Blessing someone for a sneeze is the most useless human interaction I know of and we should do away with it.
Modern flip phones (e.g. Samsung Fold) are stupid and tacky and will never be as good as previous gen flip phones. Just won’t. Sorry not sorry.
That exclusive content in physical games is a cruel disservice to late discoverers. “Exclusive” content should just be delayed public release content instead - something for the early adopters, but not unavailable to people years later.
Even just the normal game, if they’re discontinuing production, should be made available as a digital purchase (including STL and print-ready files) for people coming along years later. We have the technology to not screw over potential future fans, and it’s not that expensive to keep a small website running - especially if they’re still going as a company. Looking at you, CMON Games.
Techno killing all the other music genres + its not underground anymore! It’s not combining techno with house or trance, but making techno tracks with some house/trance elements in it. Not to mention that since it was played in big festivals, it lost its label underground.
Bootstrap CSS is the cancer of web development and its use implies a misunderstanding and ignorance of your craft.
Hard agree, fancy cakes are all looks, taste is secondary.
Give me an ugly tasty cake every damn time!
Funnily enough, they don’t look tasty.
They look like over processed sponge.
I mean they aren’t not that, but sometimes they just hit, I prefer them frozen…
If the ingredient of whatever snacks/dessert you’re making is mostly chocolate, only use couverture or don’t even try. There’s place for compound but not here.
We should be using soap and water after popping, toilet paper alone is barbaric
Had a bidet. Had to get rid of it.
The toddler thought it was hilarious.
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Oh no, I’m not washing my ass with soap every time, but I commend you for commitment to the cause.
Ikr, bidet yes, I don’t have one but I have used one and its better. Soap though sounds like a way to have a really dry butt.
I sort of agree, but I also poop 5times a day. That would take up a lot of my time.
Have you checked with a doctor?
Yep, I’ve always been like that.
Some people can’t see well from birth… doesn’t mean you can’t get glasses, or in your case go see a doctor (and get a poop infusion to fix your gut flora XD ).
But seriously, it could be worth checking out. Maybe you have a tumor or cancer or one of those
beowold smeagalsor whateverEdit: bezoar. Seriously it could be curable and you could poop once a day. Think of the free time for activities!
I also poop several times a day. Went and saw a doctor and he said “yup, totally common, and nothing to worry about.” Normal humans poop between 1-6x a day. Pretty crazy that there can be such a variance.
It’s even funnier for babies. It’s normal for them to poop in between every 12 days or 12 times per day.
That doesn’t sound healthy
… I don’t think that’s normal bud
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Bum gun or Bidet. The humane way to toilet.
You just gave me a really good idea for a portable bidet actually. I normally use a little squeeze lotion bottle but it doesn’t have the required water power… Now I gotta find some of those tiny water guns we used to have as kids.
Tf is a bum gun
It’s exactly what it sounds like in this context. Think of a garden hose attachment with a trigger. You point it at the right spot, pull the trigger, and wash your bum clean.
My mental image is in the shower… Yeah, actually, why not just use the shower with a cooter cleaner instead of a bum gun? Or… Are we talking about the same thing?
Well a bum gun is specifically designed for the job, but yeah it’s probably the same idea as what you’re thinking of.
You could use the shower but the shower heads are not typically installed next to the toilet.
I have yet to experience one but bidets seem like the dream.
If you ever make your own bathroom or get your choice in the matter, go full french: get the separate porcelain fixture that has separate hot and cold valves, with the soap and towel.
I have a Toto seat and, while it’s nice, the stream is small, leaking potential poo water down your legs onto the inner edges of the seat is… (It doesn’t seem to happen, but still), and the internal warm water tank is small.
I used my ex’s much cheaper one a bunch when we were dating, and his was cold only but like a garden hose flow rate. It was so fucking fast and felt so much nicer. But didn’t oscillate, have aim, pressure, heated seat, dryer, or any of that stuff…
Plus, without the soap, I don’t really want to use a towel to dry my bits off.
So ideally, it would be temperature adjustable, PORCELAIN AND NOT PLASTIC, high flow/adjustable, be an actual bidet where you can fit your hands down there to wash yourself with soap and water, and then have a designated towel so that you eliminate more if not all tp usage.
There’s very cheap options if you want to feel clean
They’re are cheap bidets out there, and the are premium ones. The premium ones (like toto) are worth it, but I’d start with an inexpensive one to see if you enjoy it first.
No idea if it’s barbaric but it certainly is not as clean as it should be. At least, I think so.
Branston beans are superior to Heinz beans.
This is the first I’ve heard of Branston beans, but now I’m excited to try them when I’m back in England in a couple of weeks.
I was there for Christmas and bought a relatively huge jar of pickle before I remembered I wasn’t going to be able to fly with it. A lot of pork pie was eaten that day.
Yes!!! I have some Branston beans, always chosen over Heinz any day.
The M&S own brand beans are the best I’ve had. I found Heinz to taste too artificially sweet.
Fuck Heinz in general. They don’t make things taste like actual things, just sweet crap.
Their tomato sauce is terrible. Tomatoes taste tangy, not sweet.
I am appalled
I personally really dislike icing. Anything it’s on I think is ruined. The only thing that’s worse is meringue. Hate that stuff.
no problem. send any icing you dont want over to me. i am here to help
This comment really confused me after reading 6 about bum-washing.
To be fair I made it when there was just one comment about butt washing.
Ooh! Can we be cake buddies? When it comes to cake, corner pieces are my favorite because the icing is usually the only part I want.
Absolutely! You can have all the icing you want from me.
