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andros_rex@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

butt mogged these zoomers today

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butt mogged these zoomers today

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andros_rex@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Is it just me whose reaction was “So?! What’s the big deal?”

    Don’t get me wrong: good for her for having a big booty. It’s just that I don’t have any expectation of the girls in the picture being shocked, nor am I myself shocked or otherwise impressed by her crouching position emphasising said big booty.

    For me the whole thing is a kinda normal teen/young-adult showoff pose, hence no big deal.

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      spotted the zoomer

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      Get mogged

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        I’m going to suck the marrow from your still living bones for making me see this fucken picture.

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          Kinky

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            Fucken masochists pulling the wind from my sails once again. I hope you have a nice and relaxing day.

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    She has brought dishonour upon the House Of Mogh.

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        I’m always surprised when trek memes that show up outside the trek comms aren’t posted by @ummthatguy@lemmy.world

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          17 minutes ago

          Have another!

      • ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world
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        I’m stealing this.

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          Please do, I certainly did.

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      10 hours ago

      Kurn it up.

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    Had to look up butt mogging.

    • astanix@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      This barely helps. 😑 I feel old.

      • Overkrill@midwest.social
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        haha i love how meme explainer pages online are like “TWEEP DONKLE: Tweep Donkle is a viral meme that was spread when somebody said Tweep Donkle. now it is in the internet and you can see it there. here are some people responding to TWEEP DONKLE. have some ads!”

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          Are you seriously tweep donkling right now? you tweep donkle.

          • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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            Oh my gosh Brenda you can’t just tweep donkle

      • exasperation@lemm.ee
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        “Mogging” as a term originated in the early 2000’s and went mainstream-ish in the late 2000’s when the “pickup artist” community started getting attention in places like the New York Times. The people who originated it are probably like 45-50 years old now.

        Quick etymology: comes from these pseudoscientific douchebags trying to name the phenomenon where a man tries to subtly belittle another man in front of women, establishing that he’s the AMOG (alpha male of group), eventually became a verb amogging or mogging, and then various specific types of this behavior earned prefixes: heightmogging, etc.

        The fact that it has this kind of staying power, 20 years later, is the surprising part.

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          I’ve heard of nigging but I’ve never heard of this.

          That said when these idiots typically start hanging around a bar you know that it’s a good indication that you need to to go to a better bar.

          Of course it’s always a good idea to hang around for a little bit to see how long it is until one of them gets a drink thrown in their face. Always entertaining

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          As a 60 year old dude I have never heard of such a thing.

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            As a 50 year old dude I am in agreement with you fellow oldster. I have also never heard this term.

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              As a nearly 50 year old dude, never heard of it either

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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      Ah, just some imaginary human hierarchy things.

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    If I could get butt mogged I would be so happy.

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    Yeah… I’ll take the two on the left who aren’t dying of heart disease at 35.

    • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world
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      The children?

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        The oldest Zoomers turn 29 this year.

        One of the strangest phenomenon of the obesity epidemic has been the gross infantilization of young, fit adult women as being “teens” just because they don’t have the “+10yr perceived age” effect that comes with years of obesity.

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        Hahah pp boy in a pickle, do they admit to being a misogynistic pervert, or a pedo.

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      No one asked, or cares, who you would “take”, dip shit.

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        12 hours ago

        I also choose this guys dead wife

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    14 hours ago

    Final Fantasy is going hard with their old mog characters these days

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    14 hours ago

    Thought the two girls looked familiar…

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      Before your gif loaded for me, I thought there was going to be a cup involved.

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      This made me laugh and cannot lie.

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      jesus christ that’s the ass they went with? It looks like a man ass.

      This is at least slightly better than the “twerking” I saw in “the substance” that girl looked nice but had no fucking ass, how are you going to make her twerk and pretend it’s working?

      EDIT : If you’re going to make a song about big butts or scenes of twerking, gotta get a lady that’s thick, like this. Apologies for the lackluster mastodon song, RIP Mastodon 2011.

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        It was a different time. They didn’t have the same ass technology that we have now.

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        Fuck yeah. Mastadon.

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Did you not live through the 90’s heroin chic phase? When this song came out, those were big booties.

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          Heroin chic phase? Elaborate please?

          Maybe it’s because of my families culture but someone being heroin thin is almost disgusting. Ya want women who have a lot of muscle mass that way they can fight you as an equal, also apparently makes for wild sex according to my 3x great grandfather’s journal.

          • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin_chic

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              BRB gonna get a time machine and nuke the 90s.

              Though joking aside, as someone who’s flesh is so pale my veins look like tattoos this seems weird. Especially since I feel like a more sane pushback would’ve been to go for a more standard body type not, 15 year old me with crippling sleep issues.

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    Their reactions are fucking great, especially the girl on the left.

    • pfr@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Enhance!

    • db2@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      You cropped out the hand with 3 fingers and a thumb with the middle finger being extra large. It might not be an AI insert but between that and no shadows it’s suspect.

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        I think it’s just oligopixelosis, tbh

      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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        no shadows

        it’s early evening. magic hour. no direct sunlight, the sun is hitting the atmosphere and diffusing light all over the scene.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_hour_(photography)

        see: the street lamps have turned on but it’s also easy to see the entire landscape.

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          Thank you for this. Very informative, should try it out sometime. Not a photographer but I like pretty photos.

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      oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!

  • Cypher@lemmy.world
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    At best she used unwilling bystanders as props and at worst sexually harassed random girls and wants attention for it?

    Disgusting troll needs a treadmill

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      My brother in Christ, if this is sexual harassment, your are assaulting everyone who sees you leave the house.

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        CROUCHING ON THE STREET = SEXUAL HARASSMENT

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          Wait, I’ve crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?

          I’ve also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I…I was just kneeling, officer.

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            THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN THE DOOR!!

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        your are

        You somehow managed to get it wrong in an even worse way than normal, I’m actually impressed.

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          I’m not surprised you named yourself after the bald dickhead from The Matrix.

          Narc ass spell correcting butt mog hating nerd.

          • Cypher@lemmy.world
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            It might be news to you but the word cypher existed before the Matrix

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              It absolutely isn’t, if I had called that out originally you wouldn’t have responded with exactly what I expected.

              I love this.

              Did you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before cracking your knuckles for this reply?

              This is Lemmy, you fuckwit.

              The majority of us are turbo-nerd IT professionals. How the fuck did YOU get here?

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                responded with exactly what I expected.

                Did I active your turbo-nerd trap card? Gonna jizz about it while looking at some gargoyle?

                For someone who is loving it you sure seem mad

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          Stop assaulting them fascist

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            STOP RESISTING

            • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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              I CANT STOP

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                WHUB WHUB WHUB WHUB WHUB WHUUUUUU

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    Damn, bro…

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car

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      Did you get her number?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Just the car?

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        Ass if you don’t twerk in car dealership lots at 3 am like the rest of us

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      Based and ass-pilled

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      Straight up, one time we got called out to “check on” a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It’s no surprise, people weaponize EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won’t do shit and we can’t say “no, they’re just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit”, because there’s always the one chance that they aren’t actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They’re checking on her and basically telling us “hold on, she’s refusing care.” We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.

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        Wise woman. Birds aren’t real.

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        Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?

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          I’m so yelling that next time i flip someone off (and/or flash my man-boobs)

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          Sorry, middle fingers. Showing the middle finger is sometimes called flipping the bird.

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            But what does the akimbo part mean?

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              Both hands. Like in games where you have a pistol or smg in both hands.

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          Her middle fingers

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      Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police

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        I got banned from Reddit just for reading this

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      based

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      That’s a fad I can get behind!

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      Butt mogged

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    something has awakened inside of me

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    On that twelve cheeseburger a day looksmaxxing plan

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      I know this is a joke, but come on, that lady probably works her ass off to keep that physique. She doesn’t exactly have big flabby arms and legs or a double chin.

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        Yet

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        That’s why it’s looksmaxxing. Staying otherwise fit, while keeping that booty. And yes, it’s a joke on a shitpost thread. Lighten up

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          What do you look like?

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            6’ 03" 170 lbs. I’m not body shaming either, white knights.
            Women eating their way to keep their booty/boobs is a real thing

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            A mirror

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