He nasty
What a ridiculous wife!
Does she really think that forcing him into therapy is going to fix anything rather than just make him more sneaky? He’s on an online community for pissing in the sink ffs. He’s made it part of his identity rather than just a disgusting habit.
You may have difficulty grasping irony.
Deadpan is often a risky medium, especially when it’s aggressive.
She washes her face with sink? Interesting choices, but I prefer water
Ricky Gervais tells a joke about living with his wife in a little studio apartment, and in the middle of the night it was closer to pee in the sink.
One night he was doing that, when his wife woke and groggily said “At least move the dishes first.”
Disgusting and unfunny is very on brand for him.
I can already hear Gervais going into his “sorry if I offended you with my incredibly funny jokes, I guess I’ll take all my comedy money and go home” routine.
Almost as funny as Dave Chappelle doing a Netflix special where he rants about getting cancelled. Or the sound of mid-40s Jerry Seinfeld fucking a 17-year-old while he complains about antisemitism on college campuses.
Worst thing in the world for comedy is a successful comedian.
Me, learning my friend washes out the litter box in the shower. I now no longer trust cat people.
Dude.
Ok. first of all all the litter is scooped out first. You’re basically scrubbing a flat tub in the shower. Do you think litter and turds are being dumped out on the floor and hosed down the drain??
Secondly that shower has seen a lot fuckin’ worse than some litter dust.
I don’t really see the problem here. Unless you think homeopathy actually works I guess. Or does that friend not wash and rinse the shower after ?
That’s kind of the entire issue - I’d hope for a full bleach scrub after that, but hosing it off outside would just be so much quicker than a deep clean of the shower, so I feel like there’s some conflicting incentives here which suggest a deep clean is not certain.
But more to the point, psychological cleanliness is not always entirely rational. For me the shower is kind of a sacred clean area, so any attitude which includes using it as a utility sink for feces-adjacent activities conflicts with that on the surface. By the time I’m thinking “how well do they clean it afterwards?” That core psychological safety has already been compromised to some degree. Likewise, a shower with soap scum and discolored tile and dingy fixtures would make most people feel “less clean” even though there is not rational health issues from some simple deferred maintenance. Most people feel “cleaner” when the shower itself appears clean. Knowledge that the shower is not used as a utility sink is exactly the same.
And what do you expect people to do who live in an apartment? Not everybody has a hose and an outside.
Not have a cat? Use the landscaper’s hose? IDK I’m pretty clearly describing a personal psychological boundary for myself, not a universal truth. You are obviously free to use your shower for whatever purpose you want, just as I am free to be disgusted by it.
Showers are a disgustingly dirty place. Tons of people don’t notice they let mold grow or don’t care. Worse, in the western world it’s always next to the toilet.
I mean I can’t imagine getting bits of kitty litter down your drains a good idea.
Yeah, I have no idea what the best procedure would be, but I think the only things to worry about are foot fungus (no idea if there’s any risk, but your feet are very much touching the shower floor) and rinsing the soap if you drop it when showering? Like, you wash your ass in that shower, it’s not like it’s a clean clean environment anyways.
Yeah and if I’m cleaning a litter box in here (or, idk, rinsing the ol’ puke basin after someone got sick) I’m giving it a wipe with some javel.
Really don’t have much of a choice in an apartment
My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.
get a lemon tree.
Then you’ll have to contend with all those lemon-stealing whores.
Same here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.
Right! She thinks it’s cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I’m “scaring the neighbors”.
The trick is to not maintain stern eye contact with your neighbor while taking a wee in the flowerbed. Classic rookie mistake really, we’ve all been there.
Just piss in the bidet
I might piss in a sink if all the toilets and urinals were being used and I had to go so badly that I was about to piss my pants. If I were in a private residence, I would just piss on the ground outside.
People do what in the sink? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
It goes in the exact same pipe as the toilet. Just rinse the sink afterwards.
I encourage you to wash your hands in the toilet next time. Same water, goes to the same place, all good.
Piss but til some also shit in there
how do you waffle stomp it tho?
anything is a toilet if you’re desperate enough.
I’m currently using my bosses desk drawer right now.
I am missing something. What did she do to the sink?
She found out that he pisses in the sink
given the c-word is used, I think they’re both women? Or australian perhaps
I’m thinking Aussies
The subreddit this is posted in was “sinkpissers”
I would have lived a happier life by not reading this thread.
Who would have thought so many Degen sinkpiss enjoyers on this Christian Lemmy server?
/r/sinkpissers
There are allegations that such communities encourage fringe, unsanitary behavior (such as diaper use) and circlejerk around it but it’s all a trolling operation and they laugh at anyone who gets swayed to actually participate.
I think about this probably every month.
“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.”
I used to read hilarious shit on r/sinkpissers as most people were joking. Kinda like the sub about drunk driving. It slowly evolved though. Last time I used Reddit almost all of the new posts on r/sinkpissers were serious and involved actual pissing in the sink.
It’s the same soap and water either way, right? What about sex toys? Am I supposed to wash those in the toilet or something?
She shit in the sink.
finally, i can use this meme:
Excited to use this in the family group chat
it’s all fun and games until that one degen cousin slides into your dms.
Im not a degen!
Unless…?
What’s the rest of that sentence?
“Just get over it.” ?
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I’ve known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.
It’s not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks
It is on the right height. Basin is preferable though.
And I’d say “in your own house” is the key phrase here. As in, a house that you live in alone and don’t share with other people that also need to use the sink or basin.
It’s about efficiency. I can get up in the morning and immediately go brush my teeth. As I’m brushing my teeth I lay my hog on the sink and do the deed. I finish much quicker and get ready for work in about 7 minutes using this strategy.
I wee in to the toilet while I’m brushing my teeth.
You must have very short legs.
I’ve peed in the shower while also brushing my teeth before. Triple efficiency.
So close to the quadfecta!
Quick breakfast, cup of coffee, then brush your teeth, all while the conditioner is doing its thing. You’re already naked, so just bear down and let it flow (and drop, if you’re a morning pooper) then waffle stomp your way to that Sigma grindset and your millions of dollars. Shower pooping is going to revolutionize our economy!
“Honey you’re being hysterical”. Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she’ll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to “that time of the month” to seal the deal.
Yeah my mother won’t talk to me, how do you know?
Maker her angry enough that it loops back around to her being calm. 50% of the time, it works every time.
It’s not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.
I always piss after cleaning the dick after masturbating. Pissing after fondling yourself is a good idea to get the pipes cleaned out thoroughly, and cleaning the whole thing is just good hygeine.
Saves water if you think about it. If you wait for the water to warm up before washing your hands, you can just piss in the sink while the water runs and warms up. Also you’re not flushing a whole gallon+ or water per piss.
I’ve been a guest in households who just don’t flush after peeing. Just after shitting. They closed the lid so it doesn’t smell. We’re not in an arid climate either.
If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down. If it’s red, have fun instead.
Why turn the water on and wait for it to warm up? Just wash your hands in the already-warm piss stream
Modern problems require modern solutions!
On the morning it’s just easier to go in the sink. This way I’m not pissing all over the floor.
If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I’ll just use the sink.
People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you’re going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless
Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away
Urine isn’t sterile. The germs in it just don’t grow in an old school culture.
Wow, I was convinced of the opposite
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine
Urine is not sterile, not even in the bladder.[25][26] In the urethra, epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram-negative rod and cocci bacteria.[
If you can’t avoid pissing on the floor then fucking sit down like a civilized, intelligent creature. Don’t be a disgusting degenerate.
Furthermore, if this is some weird masculinity thing where you feel like less of a man for sitting to pee, then you need help. Sitting to pee doesn’t make you look any less of a man. You wanna know what makes you look like less of a man? Pissing in the sink because you’re too scared that you’ll have your man-card revoked if you dare to sit while you pee.
No one is revoking my man card, because someone would have to be able to kick my ass to do that.
Its more comfortable for me to stand and piss. And in going to piss in my sink.
And I’m not sitting to piss. It’s not because I think it’s effeminate. It’s because Im comfortable standing, and no one is going to make me change.
So unless you plan on coming to my house and breaking my legs off, I will continue to go in my sink. 👍
Just sit on the toillet man… Its way cleaner and will allow you to shake that last drop that always ends up on the underwear.
I’m going to get called toxic for this but whatever.
I’m not sitting down to piss. 😂
Ill keep pissing in my sink, and you’ll never be able to stop me.
Sure, you do you.
Opposite for me. I usually sit down but the last drops never come out unless I stand up and squeeze them out. Its definitely extra work to hold it while standing up, making sure it doesnt get on my pants.
Pump the gooch my dude. It’s gets those last drops out.
Same here! I have a toilet that requires the user to sit in order to pee and I end up with way more drippage.
Sitting down allows me to easily reach bellow the testicles to apply a bit of pressure and that takes the last drop out.
You’re fucking nasty. As an American, an armed American, I’d shoot you in the ass on site, if I caught you pissing in my sink.
As a pro gun control Canadian… nah, you got this one.
You’re fucking nasty.As an American, an armed American, I’d shoot you in the ass on site~~, if I caught you pissing in my sink.~~Shortened it for you.
You’re fucking nasty.AsanAmerican, an armed American, I’d shoot you in the ass on site , if I caught you pissing in my sink.Shortened it more for ya
Thank you!
You’d shoot me in the ass without my consent?
Damn bro, not only is that gay (I don’t swing that way, but I’m flattered), but it’s also rape. So just don’t do that.
it’s a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.
Oh shit thanks for the clarification.
In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
Just fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
No, I don’t think I will.
What, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
He’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
If there’s no toilet available, into the sink it goes.
One bathroom in an apartment full of marathon shitters? The sink it is.
Gotta rush back to the desk for that Zoom meeting? Gonna zip to the utility tub instead of slogging up the stairs.
Yeah I kinda get it.
I often piss in the garden at home as a matter of convenience.
… but a sink is just a bit too far for me.
IDK why it just feels uncouth. Like littering or something. I’m not judging sink pissers, just saying how it feels to me.
The only time I’ve pissed in the sink was when I was living in an apartment and there was no garden. Sink is far more appealing than that grassy bit in the parking lot.
Pissing in the garden is how god intended us to piss. Pissing is the sink is blasphemy.
It’s not like I don’t wash it down. Where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss?
In the toilet like everyone else?
You’ve probably noticed that toilets work differently to sinks.
Your pee ends up in the p-trap (yes that’s what it’s called) and then running the water just dilutes the pee. It doesn’t get “flushed”.
The entire premise was there not being a toilet present.
And no, that’s not how plumbing works.
If there’s no toilet present then where does everyone else pee?
Just hold it in until one becomes available? How is this such a problem, I’ve never encountered in my entire life.
I’m an electrician by trade, but was a plumbing apprentice way back when. Interesting theory you got there, but no… You can wash all the piss out of the p trap by running the water.
If the sink’s p-trap isn’t getting entirely emptied then no, you’re just diluting the pee when running water.
If the sink’s p-trap is getting entirely emptied when running the water due to a siphon action, then I hope you’re tolerating the likely sewer gases.
Three a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Sometime is wrong in the head with those people.
Wait are they serious?
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE/MEME?!!
They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.
whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters
what
Yeah I too — as a very occasional sink pisser (sometimes when I’m very inebriated or have stubborn morning wood) — would like disassociate from the sink shitting lunatics.
Piss is liquid and mostly free of pathogens. Shit isn’t.
As long as you’re not actively and regularly pissing in your sink without ever washing it, I don’t really get what the issue is.
The height is just so convenient.
I take it you’re tall and have a short counter?
Idk, I’m pretty spot on average for Finland, 183. The sink is just on the level that I can have my dick in the sink while leaving my balls to hang outside of it.
I mean you do you but like you might as well not 😅
Eh, I think cleaning my bong makes the sink much dirtier. Which is also why I clean it pretty often. And rarely piss in the sink.
But sometimes.
And to be honest I wouldn’t mind a girl pissing there either, just don’t see why anyone would bother. I also don’t mind pissing in the shower, again, given that you actually don’t piss all over the walls and also clean your shower.
But like a bit of well hydrated watery pee is nothing. A foul dark dehydrated after exercise piss is different, that’s not as much for the shower or sink. That’s for the loo.
have stubborn morning wood
that’s so real. I’m too short personally 😅
